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Nimeanguka

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Che Kalizozele, Sep 8, 2008.

  1. Che Kalizozele

    Che Kalizozele JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna watu wawili walikuwa wamelala kwenye kitanda cha double deck,nafikiri unakifahamu,ni kile chenye kitanda juu na chini.Katika wawili hao mmoja alikuwa binti aliyekuwa amelala juu na mwingine alikuwa kidume kilichokuwa kimelala chini.Usiku wa manane yule binti akagundua wapo wawili pale juu,si ikabidi apige kelele.Watu wakaja kwa wingi si unajua binti anavyopiga kelele akiingiwa na woga.Kuwasha taa,Hamaad;Si wakakikuta kile kidume kimelala juu wakati kilikuwa kimelala kitanda cha chini.
    Si ikabidi aulizwe imekuwaje yuko juu wakati anatakiwa awe amelala kitanda cha chini.

    Yule jamaa akajibu,"nimeanguka,si unajua usingizi mzito"

    Bwana mmoja akahamaki,"umeanguka au umepanda"

    Jamaa akasisitiza,Nimeanguka mkuu,usingizi bwana" huku akishuka eneo lake la awali.
     
  2. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    huyo mkora kweli kweli angepigwa kibao cha nguvu tu .. angebwabwaja yotu ... nani kwani kawafungia chumba kimoja???? mhhh! unamfungia simba na ndama pamoja si balaa
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Dada naima after reading a few of your posts i am of the opinion that you have an inclination for violence-just an observation[from experience violent, hot tempered women are the best in bed].
     
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    Kipanga JF-Expert Member

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    Mambo ya maji kupanda Mlima hayo wandugu..
     
  5. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    You got it all wrong sweetheart am just having fun, i love peace, silence and listening to my heart .. otherwise i hate commotion ... and am always ready to walk away from such situations ... i cant deny it though i have a strong magnet to religion but not limited to any .. coz i respect all

    Otherwise i love differing from people thus making you especially wonder wht type of person am ... and am dedicated to making you happy ... dont I ????

    Cheers guy
     
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    Hapana jamaa kakosea hakuanguka bali alipaa
     
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    Sanda Matuta JF-Expert Member

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    .........And that makes you lazy in BED i suppose.............(j.k)
     
  8. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    hmmm!! ... you are looking for trouble now .... just stay where you are if you dont have a helmet on ... otherwise am already throwing stones
     
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    Fugwe JF-Expert Member

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    Mtupie hayo mawe
     
  10. Che Kalizozele

    Che Kalizozele JF-Expert Member

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    thats my sister
     
  11. Mpita Njia

    Mpita Njia JF-Expert Member

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    Hakukosea aliyetabiri tabia yako hapo juu!!!!!
     
  12. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    jamani eeh mnanionea ... basi let me change my style i will be so coool mpaka mtashangaa .. no more fun for you guys i have to be myself now ... nisije nikakosa rafiki .. au sio
     
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