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Nimeamini Walevi ndo wanao-ongoza kwa akili hapa duniani...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by July Fourth, Jul 1, 2012.

  1. July Fourth

    July Fourth JF-Expert Member

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    Siku 1 Mlevi mmoja huko ughaibuni alimaindiwa sana na mkewe kwa kare katabia kake {mi mhaya} ka kulewa pombe na kuja amechelewa usiku, so wife akamwambia "leo ukichelewa sikufungulii mlango!!"
    jamaa akasahau alichoambiwa na akarudi akiwa kachelewa..
    Kufika mlangoni akajua akipiga hodi, atakuwa anapoteza muda, akilala nje, nuksi pia..
    So akachekecha akili na akaamua kusema hivi huku akibisha hodi..
    Mlevi : i have brought flowers for the beautiful lady...{mkewe alikuwa akipenda maua saaana}
    Basi wife akafungua mlango na kusema,
    MKe: where the heck r the flowers!?
    Mlevi huku akiingia ndani "where's the beautiful lady???"lmao
     
  2. grafani11

    grafani11 JF-Expert Member

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    Toka hapa kila siku wahaya tu.
     
  3. July Fourth

    July Fourth JF-Expert Member

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    samahani mkuu...
     
  4. salito

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    ah hahah hii nayo kali....
     
  5. July Fourth

    July Fourth JF-Expert Member

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    ni balaa
     
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