Niliwamisi, acheni masihara...........!

[Asprin]

zile raba kaazima Ze finest! kasema anataka kumtokea blaki womani lakini wallet hairuhusu! nilimkatia na jero ya togwa. Halaf jamaa nuksi kweli, akiazima spare wiki anakaa nayo mwezi.

Duh....we ndo umepotea njia aisee. Mi nlimwazima soksi (siyo za madaburini), tangu mwaka juzi hajanrudishia....

 

[Zanta]

babu nikukute wapi leo usiku?kumbuka tunaswali talawee

Usinipite Daughter, unipitie, unapoenda kudhuru kwa babu usinipiteeee!

 

[Asprin]

Usinipite Daughter, unipitie, unapoenda kudhuru kwa babu usinipiteeee!

Hahahaha......kwa babuuuuu kuna makao mazuri sanaaaaaa.........kuna makao mazuri sanaaaaa!

 

[Asprin]

sasa mkikimbila wote huko nani atabaki hapa???

Waache wajukuuu wote waje kwangu kwa maana joto la babu ni mali yao.

 

[klorokwini]

Fello tablet, we si nlikuacha Husninyo? Unataka kumfanya nini Keren wangu?

Husninyo kapangiwa arenjid merieji na mkulima mwenzake hapa JF anakwenda kwa jina la salanga, wazee wamempa mkwala akimkataa salanga hakuna urithi!

balaa!

 

[daughter]

Na si unajua nilivyo na subira? ............waiting!

Jibu PM yangu, nshakuelekeza kituo. Hapa wanga wengi............

Nimekupata,jitahidi kujali muda

 

[Zanta]

Hahahaha......kwa babuuuuu kuna makao mazuri sanaaaaaa.........kuna makao mazuri sanaaaaa!

Kwa babu ni pazuriiii ndugu tunapokaaa, tukipatana vyemaaa na tukipendanaa,
ODM hebu mwambie Daughter aje na mwenzake!

 

[daughter]

Hahahaha......kwa babuuuuu kuna makao mazuri sanaaaaaa.........kuna makao mazuri sanaaaaa!

sitakupita mpendwa ntakupitia twende wote kwa babu
kwa babu kuna raha ya ajabu

 

[daughter]

Waache wajukuuu wote waje kwangu kwa maana joto la babu ni mali yao.

Hahahaaaaaaaa
We mkareeeeeee

 

[klorokwini]

Yaani ni kama nimeona mwezi vile......kidogo nifungulie kabla ya jioni...lol!

Mzima wewe lakini?

Khaaa! waswahili mara wanaloga! baada ya kuona hii post acha nijipulizie pafyum la bei ghali kusherehekea

 

[klorokwini]

Hebu mwambie bana babu...maana yeye anaondoka hata kuaga haagi...anategemea mimi ningebaki na nani..

Khaaaa! mkiona kimya mjue nimepoteza faham ghafla

 

[Zanta]

sitakupita mpendwa ntakupitia twende wote kwa babu
kwa babu kuna raha ya ajabu

Ewaaaaa,
Kwa babu kwa meta meta kuonekana kulee mbaliiii....
Will wait for you Daughter

 

[Keren_Happuch]

Khaaaa! mkiona kimya mjue nimepoteza faham ghafla

Labda kama utaongea kwa HERUFI KUBWA ndo ntakubaribisha home...........

 

[klorokwini]

sasa acheni nitoke nje na kidarubini changu kuangalia mwezi! baadae bana fellow tablet aspirin na sweetheart, honeymoon, laaziz, sharbaati, mahbuba, sweetpie, heartbeat wangu Keren Happuch!

 

[Pearl]

Babu nimekupigia weeeeeeeeeee mpaka nimechoka,ur tigo 4n is offfffffffffffffffffff,au umeme umekatika kwenye cm?

Orayt.......This one is noted and filed.......

Pearl naomba nipigie.........:hungry:

 

[Dark City]

Babu nimekupigia weeeeeeeeeee mpaka nimechoka,ur tigo 4n is offfffffffffffffffffff,au umeme umekatika kwenye cm?

Eti nini??????????????


Babu DC (1947)!

 

[Zanta]

Eti nini??????????????

Babu DC (1947)!

Babu DC, Uchokozi huo sasa

 

[DaMie]

Njoo nazo tu mpendwa. Kama huna, ntakupa ya kwangu.

Asante, Lakini nitakuja nazo zangu
za babu huko zinakotoka sio tamu
kama za huku zenye vidoa doa

 

[King’asti]

uje umetawadha kabisaa, afu kwani kama idd ni kesho leo tutakula daku?

Na si unajua nilivyo na subira? ............waiting!<br />
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Jibu PM yangu, nshakuelekeza kituo. Hapa wanga wengi............

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[King’asti]

heeh! mbona wimbo wa msiba tena? uko kwa bujibuji?

Hahahaha......kwa babuuuuu kuna makao mazuri sanaaaaaa.........kuna makao mazuri sanaaaaa!

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