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Niliwamisi, acheni masihara...........!

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Asprin, Aug 29, 2011.

  1. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Marafiki, Wajukuu, wapwa, mabinamu na mashemeji....

    Likuwa mwezi mgumu wenye wingi wa makeke......
    Ilipingua kampani ya Ile "MUPE MURUKE"
    Ile "Njoo upate mbili" Tulibakia wachache
    Stuli ndefu za kaunta tulibakia wapweke......

    Dah......
    Tuliwamisi watani,
    Miichakato mitaani,
    Weka pembeni utani,
    Karibuni viwanjani.....

    Ila tusinyang'anyane, (Kimaslahi zaidi):msela:
    Wala tusibaguane (Tupigiane mapandee) LOL
    Bali tushirikiane, (Caring is Sharing):A S-rap:
    Kwa pamoja tupendane. (Funda moja la ziada lisituumbue):peace:

    Kamata hii weka hapa, Chukua hii Tupa Kule.

    Kwa Mapenzi na Furaha Nawatakieni Eid Mubaraka.
    Mwezi uonekane leo au kesho, mi sielewi somo, Iddi yangu mimi ni KESHO! PERIOD!

    ODM anarudi kitandani kujiandaa kula Pilau.
     
  2. Ms Judith

    Ms Judith JF-Expert Member

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    pilau njema ODM!
     
  3. Mr Rocky

    Mr Rocky JF-Expert Member

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    Wakati wewe ulikuwa bundi kila siku kwenye vibanda kwa kujificha unakula
    Sasa unajidai ulikuwa umefunga
    Ngoja nikamwambie bibi yetu
     
  4. mtu chake

    mtu chake JF-Expert Member

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    toa ramani ya pilau..tuje
     
  5. Bigirita

    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    Asee!
    Aisha wa ACB anakukaribisha pilao la mbuzi,
    ila mbuzi mwenyewe amehasiwa, kwa hiyo hutapata Ashua aka ukoo!
     
  6. Blaki Womani

    Blaki Womani JF-Expert Member

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    babu unayo meno ya kula nyama au ndio pilau bubu........karibu tusker baridi pale pale
     
  7. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    mwaliko tafadhali...
     
  8. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Ahsante Missie Juddie..........!

    Si ndio maana nimekwambia Iddi yangu ni kesho, mwezi utoke au usitoke.

    Baa yoyote iliyo karibu.......

    Mi napendelea nyama ya mbuzi jike.....

    Zipo nyingi, niambie mojawapo taxi draiva wangu..........

    Karibu..........
     
  9. Mr Rocky

    Mr Rocky JF-Expert Member

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    Mhhh babu basubiri mwaliko hata kama hukufunga
    na uniachie kile kijukuu chako maana kinanipenda sana
     
  10. Blaki Womani

    Blaki Womani JF-Expert Member

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    achana na hizo nyingi...........sehemu kwenye mapafu ya mbuzi jike
     
  11. Mamndenyi

    Mamndenyi JF-Expert Member

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    kweli kwenye kiti tulikutana nao saa za giza giza mchana hawakuweko kabisa.
     
  12. TabletFellow

    TabletFellow JF-Expert Member

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    karibu
     
  13. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo kwenye wajukuu ndipo ulipokosea njia........

    Hahahaha..... siyo maini? Nimepamisi Kwa mromboo

    Duh!

    Senkyuuu!
     
  14. Keren_Happuch

    Keren_Happuch JF-Expert Member

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    Idd njema babu! Angalia tu funda moja lisikuabishe...:)
     
  15. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Ahsante kajukuu.......... karibu pilau.
     
  16. Mr Rocky

    Mr Rocky JF-Expert Member

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    Babu kijukuu chako nimekinunulia simu ile inaitwa Black Berry na kimesema kimenikubali
    Usiniwekee usiku bana nikakosa mtu wa kutembea nae sikukuu nzima
     
  17. Fidel80

    Fidel80 JF-Expert Member

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    Kitanda hicho hakijavunjika?
    Mi nakazia swaumu hapa leo mwezi unatoka
     
  18. Keren_Happuch

    Keren_Happuch JF-Expert Member

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    Asante babu! Ila ndo nimekuwa kajukuu....ina maana kadooooooogo....mhhhh!!!
     
  19. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Huku tuliko hakuna internet.......

    Kitanda cha babu ni cha kamba

    Oupss nimekorofisha....from rafiki to kajukuu with love..... Nakusubiri tule pilau huku. Uje na ndizi na pilipili.
     
  20. Mr Rocky

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