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Nilipotea nyumbani kwa mngoni.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by St. Paka Mweusi, Oct 27, 2010.

  1. St. Paka Mweusi

    St. Paka Mweusi JF-Expert Member

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    Rafiki yangu mngoni alinielekeza kwake ili siku nikitembelea maeneo yale nimsalimie.maelekezo yenyewe sasa,pali pali kumpitimbi nyumbi hii bombi hii utikuti jogoo mweupi anikunywi maji basi ndio umifiki(palepale mpitimbi nyumba hii bomba hili utakuta jagoo mweupe anakunywa maji basi ndio umefika).Siku nilipotembelea maeneo yale nikakuta jogoo amechinjwa na mimi nikapotea njia:peep:.
     
  2. LoyalTzCitizen

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    LoL! sawa mtani!!:smile:
     
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    Mutu JF-Expert Member

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    bwana weeee hasihara penyee hapo pakupotee penyee pale
     
  4. St. Paka Mweusi

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    Hahahahaha karibu mtani mboni hiulizi mi wa wapi?
     
  5. St. Paka Mweusi

    St. Paka Mweusi JF-Expert Member

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    Palipali penyeeeeeee.
     
  6. LoyalTzCitizen

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    Mi wa palipali bombi mbili! mtani wewe wa wapi!? nimemiss lizombe sanaaaaaa!
     
  7. St. Paka Mweusi

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    Mtani mi ni kuli kumfaranyaki
     
  8. LoyalTzCitizen

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    Mtani ni wa kunyumba kumbe! lol!
     
  9. St. Paka Mweusi

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    Mtani nimilowea asili yangu mnyamwezi.
     
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    Duh!mimi sina utani na wangoni labda wangekuwa wagogo ningesema kitu!!!
     
  11. St. Paka Mweusi

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    Haya mtani Lizombe hilo,sema nalo usivunje keyboard yako tu.
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  12. FirstLady1

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    ha ha ha ha Fun
     
  13. Rose1980

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    hahaha hahahha...wa mwanavevev kyan?utumbili?
    uyumwiki?
    nigana lepa nene!!
    umala kumpitimbi,luhuwiko,lilambo,mwanamonga,maposeni?
    niamba kuyuvika tukonganiki veve.......!!!!!!!
    pamalau
     
  14. Ngalikihinja

    Ngalikihinja JF-Expert Member

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    mnhuu.....ne nitama kulizaboni pa pavadumwi msufi
     
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    alafu ve wa lipusi lipili veve....!!!! ukutiholi chuku ya maganga
     
  16. Raia Fulani

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    Halafu nasikia ukimkoleza sana mtoto wa kingoni kunako majambo utasikia, 'ah...! Penyewe apo utaniowa?!' huku nae akishughulisha kiuno
     
  17. LoyalTzCitizen

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    Karibu sana mtani!!!
     
  18. LoyalTzCitizen

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    Mtani uminifikishi pali peyeeee!! thanx a lot!!
     
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    Haya Rose hapo umeniacha na ungoni wangu!:thumb::thumb: ntaanza kujifunza!!
     
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    teh teh teh teh..mmenifurahisha sana
     
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