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Nilidhani Mbwa Itakula Mavi Ya Mine But I Was Wrong.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Sumbalawinyo, Aug 10, 2010.

  1. Sumbalawinyo

    Sumbalawinyo JF-Expert Member

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    nilikuwa young boy in the hood,siku moja nika kazwa sana usiku,nika-amsha big bro anipeleke choo lakini akasema zii....sasa nikajifanya okwonko nikafungua mlango usiku kitu saa saba hivi...lakini hio Giza ilikuwa noma na madoggy kuwika wika..nikajua ni ngori kuenda choo...idea ikacome kwa brain ni shonde kwa varanda doggy zitakula hio shonde(YANI MAVI YA MINE)....so nika toa toja nika shonde.and went back to bed....

    morning naskia huko nje nani 'alikunia kwa varanda' nikajua plan imeback fire...mbwa haikula mavi ya mine....
    nilichapwa na kuchukuwa hio mavi asbuhi kila mtu akiona....never again kunia kwa varanda

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    NEVER AGain poop kwa varanda
     
  2. Lady N

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    hicho kiswahili cha jiraniz kimebomoka!?
     
  3. Sinkala

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  4. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Wehu Mtupu na lugha zenu za king'ambo
     
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    Ulikazwa sana usiku heheheheettetete
     
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Mmmmmmmh hiki kiswahili cha watani.
     
  7. Bujibuji

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    Wataalam hao wa kiswahili.
    Ulaya wana soko ile mbaya
     
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    Aiseee!
     
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    Lafudhi yenyu kyiboko mazee. Inabendesa kusikilisa
     
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    Si alikazwa sana asubuhi mnabisha nini sasa?sahihisheeni basi nyie kama mnaona mavi ya bwabwa yanaliwa na mbwa...USILOLIJUA LITAKUSUMBUA..USHAURI KWA JAMAA ACHA KUKAZWA USIKU MZEE MANA ANAZ INALEGEA NA KUMWAGA VARANDANI...
     
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    makubwa hayo kaka kukazwa usiku sana,anasi hulegea ooooooh mie simo...mbwa lazima akimbie mavi ya aliyekazwa mkuu acha mchezo.
     
  12. Raia Fulani

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    Hivi wabongo vipi? Naona mmekomalia kukazwa tu. Kwani mtu anakazwa? Huyo jamaa enzi hizo alibanwa na mavi ndo akashonde kwa varanda
     
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    stori nyingine bwana!!!
     
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    aisee kidogo mbwa ale mazi yake.
     
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    Mimi pia sijamuelewa uzuri hapo!
     
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    mzee kifimbo cheza atapita jamaa atachapwa sana tu
     
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    dah hiyo creole balaa!
     
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    Zimba Senior Member

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    Sinkala;1021817]Not useful
     
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    hahaha.kimbweka umenikumbusha jana nikiwa na marafik zangu 2nawahi sehemu ila walikua wanajikokota nikawaambia oyaa hebu kazaneni banaa tunachelewa.karibu wanitoe uhai.hik kiswahili vp tena???
     
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    Shoga wewe!
     
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