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Nikiwa RAISI

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jonogomero, Mar 21, 2012.

  1. Jonogomero

    Jonogomero Member

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    Mi wakinipa hii nchi kwanza wanyoa viduku wote nawatia ndani, na jeshi lote nalivunja, jeshi la nn akat nchi ina amani, masharobaro wote wanakuwa wahudumu wa bar, wewe ukiwa raisi utafanyaje?
     
  2. Nish

    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    Ma-gays wote nawapiga risasi
     
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    Mirindamihigo Member

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    Ntamuoa dada yako unayemlindalinda!
     
  4. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Naanza na wewe maana huna nia njema na sisi masharobaro wa jeshini
     
  5. The Bleiz

    The Bleiz JF-Expert Member

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    Nashusha bei ya bia iwe inauzwa jero na soda ziwe zinauzwa 2500.
     
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    MOODYGUY Member

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    Nikiwa rais: m2 akifikisha miaka 30 namuua ili niwe na nchi ya vijana 2pu, mashoro wote nawapeleka jeshi, wagumu wote nawapa kazi ya uhudumu wa bar na gest.
     
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    STIDE JF-Expert Member

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    Mkapa, Jk, lowassa, Ngereja, Karamagi, Chenge, RA na Makinda wote RUMPANGO NO UTANI!!!!
     
  8. Red Giant

    Red Giant JF-Expert Member

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    nikiwa rais ntakubaliana na matakwa ya david cameroon!
     
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    Kamzuzu Member

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    Mi nipeni nchi mlale milango wazi.
     
  10. Patrickn

    Patrickn JF-Expert Member

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    nikiwa rais.....ntalia
     
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    Patrickn JF-Expert Member

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    nikiwa rais.... NAGOMA
     
  12. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi nitamteua mama mkwe wangu kuwa Mbunge kama fadhila.
     
  13. mkudeson

    mkudeson Senior Member

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    elimu na afya bure kwa wote. migodi na rasilimali zetu ndizo zitakazofidia hizo gharama za elimu na afya.
     
  14. Vodka

    Vodka JF-Expert Member

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    na ma lesbian wote nawakabidhisha wanaume wa kazi.
     
  15. mtzedi

    mtzedi JF-Expert Member

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    nanyonga mafisadi wote, halafu nanyoa kiduku, nitalala TBL kila siku.....................................
     
  16. Makala Jr

    Makala Jr JF-Expert Member

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    Nikiwa rais:Mkapa nitampeleka kiwira ili akawaeleze wazawa namna alivyoingia mkataba kwa maslahi binafsi?
    Pili,Jk ningemtembeza butiama kisha ningemuuliza anajisikiaje anapotembelea kenya ktk makazi ya Kenyatta kwa kulinganisha na kanyumba ka mwl.
     
  17. Prevo star

    Prevo star Member

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    mi ntajifungia mjengoni tuu pale magogoni hadi nimalie five years
     
  18. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Nikiwa Rais nitamteua Wassira kuwa Waziri Mkuu!
     
  19. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    Nikiwa raisi mdogo wangu atakuwa makamu,mshuwa wazr mkuu,mabalozi wote watakuwa ni ndg zangu
     
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    nkiwa raisi sikukuu zote ntafuta...ntabakisha moja tu ambayo ni birthday yng.
     
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