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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Afrika Furaha, Dec 25, 2010.

  1. Afrika Furaha

    Afrika Furaha JF-Expert Member

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    Tulianza kama utani. Awamu hii tulikuwa kitandani. Nikimgeuzia huku yumo nikibadili mchezo yumo. Duh! Imekula kwangu leo! Nikampa viwili vya fasta kwanza kisha nikamuuliza "UNA MAVI . .?". Akasema hana, si nikaanza kulamba. Ile nalamba tu akatoa mavi, Bwana eeh! Yaani sio fair kabisa, huu mchezo wa karata wa last card . . .

    Feliz Navidad to all JF Members
     
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    shosti JF-Expert Member

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    mhhh madogo lakini mazito
     
  3. Gaijin

    Gaijin JF-Expert Member

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    And you are telling us because......?
     
  4. Afrika Furaha

    Afrika Furaha JF-Expert Member

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    its udaku
     
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    Gaijin JF-Expert Member

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    Unajua maana ya neno udaku lakini?
     
  6. Afrika Furaha

    Afrika Furaha JF-Expert Member

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    Udaku ni kuhamisha maneno
     
  7. Chimunguru

    Chimunguru JF-Expert Member

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    .. sasa alipotoa hayo MAVi si ungeyakata na KISU halafu ungemmaliza kabisa na JEMBE!!!!!! karata bana RAHA tupu
     
  8. Afrika Furaha

    Afrika Furaha JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee nashukuru sana. Wewe ndio mdau kamili wa karata. Yaani huyu alikuwa ananilambisha MAVI kinoma, Sasa ngoja nianze kumchapa na JEMBE atatulia mwenyewe . . . JEMBE mbili au tatu
     
  9. hashycool

    hashycool JF-Expert Member

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    kaka moja jumlisha moja ngapi?
     
  10. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh xo funny mwanzo niliwaza vp huyu anaelekea wapy kumbe last card dah
     
  11. Mtego wa Noti

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    upuuzi mtupu....shiiiiit
     
  12. Afrika Furaha

    Afrika Furaha JF-Expert Member

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    Kumi na moja
     
  13. hashycool

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    kama uko dar nenda ubungo panda basi moja linaitwa shabiby shukia dodoma jamatini kisha nenda sabasaba nyuma kuna usafiri wa mirembe hospital......una umwa wewe!
     
  14. Afrika Furaha

    Afrika Furaha JF-Expert Member

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    Nipo mirembe tayari. Feliz Navidad ndugu
     
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    g.n.n JF-Expert Member

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    kaka ungempa kopa kwanza kuonyesha bado unampenda japo kakupa mavi ila kama kakuboa ungemchoma na kisu tu kwanini akudanganye hana mavi wakati anayo.
     
  16. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    men stop it u people you are killing me of laughter over here.
     
  17. beatrixmgittu

    beatrixmgittu Senior Member

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    umenichekesha sana JF IDUMU.
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Hello! take it easy it is a good joke mwanzo nilidhani anaongelea mambo mengine hahaha!
     
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    Aine JF-Expert Member

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    Nadhani huna cha kufanya ndio maana unaandika pumba hapa, shame upon uuuuuuuuuuuuu, mody kama inawezekana please iondoe fasta
     
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    Aine JF-Expert Member

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    Hongera sana, hiyo ni mwaka mpya yako 2011, ladha yake ikoje?
     
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