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Night Clubs.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kashaija, Jan 26, 2011.

  1. K

    Kashaija JF-Expert Member

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    Man went to a pub with his wife. When he left for the counter a prostitute approached his wife & whispered "DEMAND CASH B4 SEX," he doesn't PAY!

    The wife gets angry and starts shouting at the unfaithfull husband for going out with prostitutes.The husband advises the wife that they leave the pub and go home to sort out the problem.

    They book a cab but on the way the wife continues shouting and the Taxi driver stops and tells the man, "You, every time you book my taxi you always argue with your prostitutes,get out of my car"THE WIFE GOT MAD.THE HUSBAND COLLAPSED.

    Now you know why husbands dont go with wives to bars or Nigtht clubs
     
  2. Joseph

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    Du!Hii kali
     
  3. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Leka bajobe
     
  4. semango

    semango JF-Expert Member

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    duuuh!lakini hii sio sababu washkaji hawaendagi na wake zao club.sababu ziko mbili tu!
     
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    Obe JF-Expert Member

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    Inafurahisha
     
  6. WAKUNJOMBE

    WAKUNJOMBE Senior Member

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    D3ereva wa taxi kauuwa
     
  7. K

    Kashaija JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu, hebu tujuze hizo sababu 2.
     
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    Kashaija JF-Expert Member

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    Hebu tujiulize zaidi, kwanini wakati wa uchumba wanaume hupendelea sana kutoka na wachumba wao, lakini baada ya ndoa mambo hubadilika? Mifano ninayo mingi kwa watu ninaowajua.
     
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    Dooooh hii kali!!
     
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    hahahahah
     
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    Mbavu zangu Mie!!!!
     
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    MFILIPINO Senior Member

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    mzee unavujisha siri!
     
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