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Nidhamu wakati wa kula!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Oct 14, 2012.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    (MTOTO);Baba hebu angali.... (BABA);Kimya wewe!,hutakiwi kuongewakati wa kula. (Baada ya kumaliza kula). (BABA):Enhee,ulikuwa unataka useme nini mwanangu? (MTOTO):Nilitaka nikwambie,"kwenye sahani yako kuna mende!"
     
  2. Autorun

    Autorun JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha....
     
  3. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! kkwa hiyo dingi kala mende?
     
  4. Michael Bosco

    Michael Bosco Member

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    teh teh teh teh
     
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    pasco loy Member

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    Yewooo!
     
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    Sangomwile JF-Expert Member

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    Dingi imekula kwake.
     
  7. brightrich

    brightrich Senior Member

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    Dingi alileta dharau akala 'MENDE':sad:
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh.........
     
  9. Wingu

    Wingu JF-Expert Member

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    Ngoja ajitie vidole ndo akome ila kwa wagumu kama sisi Fear factor imetusaidia
     
  10. mshanage

    mshanage Member

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    :shock: Just a few minutes of patience... zingemuepushia fadhaa ya kubwia mende!! Lakini US marines wanasema, "If it stays down, then it's good for you" Kama hakutapika... he'll survive.

    One bonus joke:
    'Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

    Looking up, he asks the Lord...
    "God, what does a million years mean to you?"

    The Lord replies, "A minute."

    "Einstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

    The Lord replies, "A penny."

    Einstein asks, "Can I have a penny?"

    The Lord replies, "In a minute."
     
  11. Root

    Root JF-Expert Member

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    Tatizo utemi ila kama angemsikiliza asimgekula huyo mende

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  12. EXTERMINATOR

    EXTERMINATOR JF-Expert Member

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    dogo muongo tu hakukuwa na mende wala nini alitaka kuleta story zake za mchangani dingi kamzingua sasa anataka kumchanganya
     
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