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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtu wa Pwani, Jan 2, 2011.

  1. Mtu wa Pwani

    Mtu wa Pwani JF-Expert Member

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    Jan 2, 2011
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    nice mail

    >*ROMANCE MATHEMATICS**
    >*
    >Smart man + smart woman = romance
    >
    >Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    >
    >Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    >
    >Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
    >
    >*OFFICE ARITHMETIC**
    >*
    >Smart boss + smart employee = profit
    >
    >Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    >
    >Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    >
    >Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
    >
    >*SHOPPING MATH**
    >*
    >A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    >
    >A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
    >
    >*GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS**
    >*
    >A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    >
    >A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    >
    >A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    >
    >A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
    >
    >*HAPPINESS**
    >*
    >To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    >
    >To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
    >her at all.
    >
    >*LONGEVITY**
    >*
    >Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
    >willing to die.
    >
    >*PROPENSITY TO CHANGE*
    >
    >A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    >
    >A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
    >
    >*DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE**
    >*
    >A woman has the last word in any argument.
    >
    >Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
    >
    >*HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED*
    >
    >Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
    >cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the
    >same thing to them at funerals.
    >
    >*SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW
    >CAN HANDLE IT.*
     
  2. Lizzy

    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

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    Jan 2, 2011
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    Hahaha!The last one is the best!
     
  3. M

    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Jan 2, 2011
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    You really made my day! Thanks
     
  4. K

    Keeper's Finder Member

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    Jan 10, 2011
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    Nice!
     
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