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Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by UncleUber, Aug 17, 2012.

  1. UncleUber

    UncleUber JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani tangu niingie chitchat naona ni wakongwe tu ndo waliokamata watoto wazuri wazuri. Mpaka Boflo ana bond yake. Jamani moyo mpweke kama mimi wameisha Chitchat ama mi bahati yangu mbaya?
     
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  2. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    nenda kule mapokezi,
    wanaingia warembo kila siku.
    ukisubiri wakikomaa hupati kitu...
    tena watu wabaya humu sio vijana wenzanzako...
    ni wazee na nywele zao nyeupe... Asprin Bishanga na Kaizer just to mention a few.
    wanakimbiza mbaya na swagga zao za kizee...kwa iyo deal na hao sisi vijana hatuna sumu humu.
     
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  3. Boflo

    Boflo JF-Expert Member

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    ucwe na papara mkuu....ndege wataruka
     
  4. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Mtafutie sasa,
    mwanaume mwenzenu anaadhirika huku.
     
  5. UncleUber

    UncleUber JF-Expert Member

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    ngoja niwe mpole tuuuuuuuuu
     
  6. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Hapa hapaongelewi National constitution! Nna maana si lazima wanaume pekee ndo tum'help huyu jamaa, hata wewe wahitajika kumpa roadmap!
     
  7. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Basi aje huku.
     
  8. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Ngoja nikutafutie mpendwa,
    umbo,dini,kabila,rangi...na...na..!!!
     
  9. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Huko wapi ?
     
  10. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Huku kwetu ajichagulie amtakae.
    Manake Jdg ulivyonikata maini mpaka usingizi umepaa!!!
     
  11. UncleUber

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    kwani hujajua mpaka leo type zangu? awe tu na bambataa
     
  12. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeyakata ma'liver kiaje ?
    Karibu daku! Mikuku, Mibata, Mimbuzi, Minini !
     
  13. Boflo

    Boflo JF-Expert Member

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    '

    puchu ndio mpango mzima
     
  14. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Yani nakuunga mkono na mguu,
    Mpenzi Revola hajamuona!!
    Amjaribu.
     
  15. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Daku ulikuwa umefunga Jdg?
    Au ndo yaleyale ya kunywa uji wa mgonjwa?
     
  16. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi kwa nini nyie wanaume wa siku hizi mnapenda wanawake wenye bambataa kubwa?
    Mna siri gani nyuma ya pazia?
    Mnakifata kitu gani ktk hzo type za kalio?
    Au ndo waganga wenu walivyowambia?
    Au wana 'hit na kubamba' sana?
    Au ni dhana mliyojiwekea?
    Au ukimchukua mwenye wowowo kidunchu utachekwa?
    Au mnataka msifiwe mkikatiza nae kitaani?
    Au...??? au...??? au..???
    Nipe majibu.
     
  17. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Morning wangu?
    Hawa vijana wasiku hizi wanadhani makalio yanaliwa kama maandazi, maana nasikia wadada wengine wanayapaka mafuta yana ng'aa kama andazi au kitumbua!


     
  18. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Siku zote hizi 29 sijaaminika kama niko swaumuni ! Acha maskhara! Niko fastin kwa kiherehe !
     
  19. UncleUber

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    ngoja nikupe majibu kwa mtazamo wangu binafsi.............

    moja ya waalimu wangu wa haya mambo alikuwa kafungashia huku behind, alinifundisha jinsi ya ku handle hilo zigo nikajikuta nazama katika aina iyo ya wanawake, kwa kweli nikiona mwanamke analo la kutosha mwili uwa unanisismka mapigo ya moyo hubadilika, ukiacha tu ujiko ambapo mkiwa mnakatiza kitaa watu wote hugeuka hata wadada baadhi hugeuka kuona basi mie hapo roho yangu husuuzika,

    kwa kifupi napenda vitu vikubwa, msichana awe mrefu, asiwe na mtindi mkubwa sana, na tumbo lisiwe kubwa halafu sifa kuu ni nyuma hapo hata nyumba ntahonga hehehehehhehehe
     
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    Wewe MtotoSix majibu yote umejibu wewe sa' wenzio tujibu nini ebo? Fikubwa fina ladha zake wewe, si mucheso!!
     
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