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Ni utani tu!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Oct 20, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Pastor mmoja alikuwa akihubiri kanisani akisema"Fanyeni mema,ili mkaingie uzima wa milele,huko paradiso kuna mito ya maji,asali na kila starehe".Mara sauti ya mlevi akikatiza nje ikasikika akisema,"wape wape hao,wabongo bila kuwadanganya hawatoi sadaka,mi huko paradiso sitaki maana kama kuna asali basi kuna nyuki wa kumwaga". >Kulikuwa na harambee ya kujenga msikiti mpya mkubwa katika msikiti mmoja jijini dar.Shekhe alikuwa akisoma bahasha za michango kutoka kwa watu mbali mbali kama ifuatavyo;"alhaj juma said katoa sh.10000,allah akabar!>>alhaj abubakar mohamed katoa 25000,allah akbar!>>alhaj sadick omary ametoa sh.80000,allah akbar!>>kabla ya kusoma bahasha iliyofuata,shekhe akasita kidogo kisha akasema"Alhaj Reginald Mengi ametoa milioni 40,PRAISE THE LOOORD!,Waumini wa kiislamu wakajibu HALLELUYAAA!".
     
  2. Daniel Anderson

    Daniel Anderson JF-Expert Member

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    Kwikwikwii
     
  3. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    ah haaaa haaaaa...................duuuuh,ikawa praise the lord tena
     
  4. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh teh.....
     
  5. Kayoka

    Kayoka JF-Expert Member

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    We mkale kwa kubalance ze story. Umepiga ndege wawili kwa mara moja..!
     
  6. The Dude

    The Dude JF-Expert Member

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    Balanced!
     
  7. Nazjaz

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    lol.....
     
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    hayaka JF-Expert Member

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    sio balanced tu bali ni well balanced. Thanx mkuu
     
  9. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Thank you too your majesty!
     
  10. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Thanks your highness!
     
  11. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nimependa ya mlevi
     
  12. fundiaminy

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    umeuwa mkuu.
     
  13. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Ebana we mkaree.! Bg up.!
     
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    Punguli Member

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    halelujajaja!
     
  15. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Ameeeen!
     
  16. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Acha kubeza dini za watu
     
  17. Jaluo_Nyeupe

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    punguza ushamba wa akili. Soma kichwa cha habari kwanza kabla ya kuchangia.
     
  18. Leonard Robert

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    kweli hii ni well balanced.
     
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    Arshant Member

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    Umetisha jooh!
     
  20. Wambandwa

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    Mlevi nouma!
     
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