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Ni Ujinga..

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mateka, Jul 31, 2012.

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    Mateka Senior Member

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    Ni ujinga kufanya haya
    1.kuzaa mtoto na kumpa jina la Tov ili uitwe Babatov
    2.kupiga picha na mimi ili upate umaarufu.
    3.Kununua misumari nje ya nchi.
     
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    Mateka Senior Member

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    Ni ujinga kung'oa watu meno na kucha bila ganzi
     
  3. Jile79

    Jile79 JF-Expert Member

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    huu ni mkuki kwa dr.ulimboka kwa serikali uchungu
     
  4. AKON

    AKON JF-Expert Member

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    kuvaa miwani myeusi wakati unakula wali ili wali uonekane kama pilau....
     
  5. Zagazaga

    Zagazaga JF-Expert Member

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    felinda JF-Expert Member

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    ni ujinga kukojoa kwenye kibao kilichoandikwa "uckojoe hapa".
     
  7. felinda

    felinda JF-Expert Member

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    i like it ma dia.....
     
  8. AKON

    AKON JF-Expert Member

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    haahaa ma dear,, daaah true story nini?? teh teh
     
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    Getsemane Member

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    Ni ujinga kukutana na mzungu ukamsalimia kiingereza(Wengine ni wareno)
     
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    dy/dx JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha umetisha mkuu...
     
  11. Philipo Kidwanga

    Philipo Kidwanga Verified User

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    kumwita pinda handsome ukoo wao mzima.
     
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    waleoleo Member

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    kudunguana bila kinga afu ikitokea mimba mnaulizana na kugombana
     
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    KML JF-Expert Member

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    ata kuvaa condom ukasema unafanya mapenzi wakati condom ndo inafanya
    hahahahaaaaaa.......
     
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    olele JF-Expert Member

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    Ni ujinga kuvaa miwani yenye lensi ya kukuza unapokula ili chakula ukione kingi
     
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    Eversmilin Gal JF-Expert Member

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    Tehtehtehetehteh.....
     
  16. Mshuza2

    Mshuza2 JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu umeniacha hoiiiiii!
     
  17. Asulo

    Asulo JF-Expert Member

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    Mi sina mbavu jamani.. tehee tehee

    Na ni ujinga ukisalimiwa mara kadhaa na mtu wa jinsia tofauti kwa uchangamfu, ukafikiri anakutaka kimapenzi.
    Ni ujinga
     
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    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    kujipulizia manukato wakati wa kupiga picha! ni ujinga.
     
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    Ng'ande Member

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    madame B upoooooooo
     
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    TEGEMEA JF-Expert Member

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    Niujinga ukienda kula chakula mkhahawani kuiga walavyo wengine.
     
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