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Ni pombe gani ya kienyeji unaikubali kupita zote?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by donlucchese, Mar 27, 2011.

  1. donlucchese

    donlucchese JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa wale wazee wenzangu tuliokulia kijijini,vitu vya kienyej tumepitia. Sasa we unahis kipi cha ukwel? Mie japo sio mhehe ila jamani 'ULANZI' mtamu. Yan kila unapopiga funda utamu unaongezeka huku na wewe unalewa taratiiibu!
     
  2. Chimunguru

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    MYAKAYA baba inatengenezwa na mihogo hahahahahahaah. ila Ulanzi baba ile kitu SUPAAAAAAA
     
  3. Katavi

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    Gongo...
     
  4. donlucchese

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    duuuh? Ladha yake ikoje?
     
  5. donlucchese

    donlucchese JF-Expert Member

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    machozi ya simba
     
  6. Nduka

    Nduka JF-Expert Member

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    Pingu naizimia sana.
     
  7. donlucchese

    donlucchese JF-Expert Member

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    Balaa la pingu lazima ufunge suruali yako chini
     
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    Ninaweza JF-Expert Member

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    Lubisi ni noooma!
     
  9. donlucchese

    donlucchese JF-Expert Member

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    lubisi ikoje iyo?
     
  10. Nduka

    Nduka JF-Expert Member

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    Ndio starehe yenyewe hasa kama mna ugomvi na maiwaifu wako, unanyea shuka zote.
     
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    Lubisi ni banana wine safi sana
     
  12. Nazjaz

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    nilidhani Lubisi noi gongo, kumbe banana wine
     
  13. Nico1

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    kitu tingisha ni balaa yani hata halufu yake unazimia:hatari:
     
  14. Rose1980

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    mmh mnacheza nyinyi kitu cha dengulia,
    pingu
    chiimpumu
    chindwendwe dah usipime ukipata iyo unaona paradiso yooote imeamia chumban kwako
     
  15. The Son of Man

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    Pingu!
     
  16. SMU

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    Ulanzi is the best. Uzuri wa ulanzi ni natural! HAlafu hauna harufu ya kukera.
     
  17. Architect E.M

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    jamani ninyi watu mbege mmeiacha wapi??? Hakuna mfano wa pombe safi ya kienyeji kama mbege,,,,nenda moshi au njoo arusha uulize.. Kila siku toyota stout za kina mzee massawe na uriyo zinatoka uko kibosho, oldmoshi na machame kuleta mbege arusha
     
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    Shimpumu
     
  19. Rose1980

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    pls nt shimpumu it is CHIMPUMU
     
  20. Nduka

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    Unanikumbusha haus geli wangu wa kinyasa alikuwa anasema mshisha akimaanisha mchicha.
     
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