Ni neno gani uliwahi kuambiwa na mpenzi wako likakutouch moyoni na huwezi kulisahau?

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Juma WALEO, Feb 13, 2014.

  1. Juma WALEO

    Juma WALEO JF-Expert Member

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    Tunaambiwa mengi na tuwapendao ila lipo neno moja ambalo limewahi kugusa moyo kiasi kwamba si rahisi kusahau!
    TIRIRIKENI
     
  2. Daata

    Daata JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe ndio wa kwanza kumvulia pichu yangu
     
  3. Bzimana

    Bzimana JF-Expert Member

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    ''kama itatokea tukaachana, basi tusisahauliane,..''
     
  4. kashesho

    kashesho JF-Expert Member

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    kuanzia leo sikutaki tena
     
  5. badiebey

    badiebey JF-Expert Member

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    1.Sitakuacha love,labda uniache wewe (nikimkumbuka hadi chozi linanshuka)
    2.I love looking at u all the time,i have finally met my baby's mama'...(biggest liar of all times)
     
  6. miss chagga

    miss chagga JF-Expert Member

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    nakupenda ukiwa na pesa ukikoosa pesa nakuachaa kweli
     
  7. SHOOyaKIBABE

    SHOOyaKIBABE JF-Expert Member

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    "I'll die if you leave me"
     
  8. badiebey

    badiebey JF-Expert Member

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    hahhah,no offense but this is too funny
     
  9. zimwimtu

    zimwimtu JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha..., mie ntasema wa mwisho.
     
  10. Power G

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    Ulivyoni-do sijaridhika
     
  11. echuma

    echuma JF-Expert Member

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    Sitasahau alikuwa ni X wangu lakini aliugua akanipigia simu halafu akaniambia " mimi ntakufa lakini tambua NAKUPENDA SANA" dah huwa nikikumbuka hadi chozi linasogea kwenye macho maana siku tatu baada ya kuongea nae alifariki kweli.
     
  12. mwathu

    mwathu JF-Expert Member

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    Yaaani yule binti alivyokuwa anaongea kama chiriku hata sikumbuki kwa kweli maana aliongea mengi ya kuniumiza na na mengine kufurahisha. Nitarudi nikikumbuka
     
  13. Money Stunna

    Money Stunna JF-Expert Member

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    Bila wewe siwezi kuishi wewe ndio punzi yangu bora nife kuliko kukukosa cha ajabu akaenda kuolewa na millionaire ( siyo wa madafu wa $$$$) na hakufa yuko anaishi
     
  14. SHOOyaKIBABE

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    and she was crying.. if I tell u the whole situation u'll understand
     
  15. j

    joe. Senior Member

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    "get a life"
     
  16. Excel

    Excel JF-Expert Member

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    in advance....
     
  17. Visenti

    Visenti JF-Expert Member

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    honey, ukiishiwa hela au ukapoteza kibarua, itabidi unisamehe tu, kwani huwa sipati nyege nikiwa na mwanaume ambaye hana kitu.
     
  18. SHOOyaKIBABE

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    duh.. mkuu nahisi uliparalyz kwa muda
     
  19. lusungo

    lusungo JF-Expert Member

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    "Tulipo endelea, tuliwaona maelfu ya watu kwenye
    mateso,Wakati roho inapo mwona Bwana,
    zilijitahidi kumfikia kwa mikono isiyo na
    ngozi.Nilimwona mwanamke aliye anza kupiga
    makelele alipo mwona Bwana Yesu. Alilia, "Bwana
    tafadhali nirehemu! nitoe mahali hapa!" Alikuwa
    akiteseka sana na aliunyoosha mkono wake kwa
    Bwana.Aliendelea kumwomba Bwana amtoe eneo
    lile hata kwa sekundr moja.
    Alikuwa yuu uchi kabisa na alifunikwa na tope.
    Nywele zake zilikuwa ni chafu na minyoo ilikuwa
    ikijongea mwilini mwake .Alijaribu kuiondoakwa
    mikono yake lakini kila alipo mwondoa mmoja
    mingine ilijizisha zaidi.Minyoo ilikuwa na urefu
    karibu inchi 6-8.Neno la Bwana linasema katika
    Marko 9:44, "Ambamo humo funza wao hafi, wala
    moto hauzimiki."
    Ilikuwa ni ya kutisha sana kumwona mwanamke
    huyu na kusikia kilio chake kwa jinsi minyoo ile
    kwa hasira ilivyo kuwa inaila nyama za mama
    huyu. Kulikuwepo na bango la chuma lililo kifuani
    mwake ambalo lisingeweza kuharibiwa na moto.
    Lilisomeka , "Nipo hapa kwa ajili ya Uzinzi." Kwa
    jinsi ile ile ya dhambi yake, mwanamke huyu
    alilazimishwa kufanya uzinzi kuzimu na nyoka wa
    kutisha mnene..Nyoka huyu alikuwa na miiba
    mikubwa kuuzunguka mwili wake, ni kama ya
    uerfu wa inchi 6-8 hivi.Nyoka humwingia mama
    hyu sehemu zake za siri na kusafiri hadi mwilini
    mwale hadi kwenye koromeo lake. Nyoka alipo
    mwingilia hivi, alianza kulia kwa makelele .
    Alimwomba Bwana kwa nguvu sana amtoe eneo
    lile, "Bwana, nipo hapa kwa ajili ya uzinzi,
    nimekuwepo hapa kwa miaka 7, tangu UKIMWI
    ulipo niua. Nilikuwa na wapenzi sita6, na nipo
    hapa kwa ajili ya uzinzi." Kule kuzimu alitakiwa
    kuirudia dhambi yake tena na tena.
    Hakuna kupumzika usiku na mchana, akiteseka
    kwa jinsi ile ile kila mara. Alijaribu kuunyoosha
    mkono wake kwa Bwana, lakini Bwana
    alimwambi, "Blanca, kwako tayari umechelewa.
    Minyoo itakuwa ni kitanda chako, na minyoo
    itakufunika." (Isaya 14:11) Wakati Bwana alipo
    sema maneno hayo, blanketi la moto lilimfunika,
    na siku mwona tena."
    TUACHE ZINAA TUFUNGE NDOA NI UJUMBE KWA
    VALENTINE DAY
     
  20. Mkereketwa_Huyu

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    Dushelele lako lingeongezeka kidogo ungefanana na jamaa yangu yule uliyenikuta naye siku ile pale mjini:embarassed2:
     
  21. aikaruwa1983

    aikaruwa1983 JF-Expert Member

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    nilijifanya mzungu saana mara ghafla akaniambia "ingiza basi" duh nitasahauje hile momento!!!
     
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    Ngekewa JF-Expert Member

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    Bora ningeolewa na fulani!
     
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    Caroline Danzi JF-Expert Member

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    Sikutaki, hata tukikutana salaam usinipe.
     
  24. Nyamgluu

    Nyamgluu JF-Expert Member

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    1. nimemaliza tu kum do akaanza kulia nikahamaki nini tatizo, what have I done wrong? Akaniambia "i know you have got what you wanted, na utaniacha" Dah it touched me and I proved her wrong, yeye ndio akaja kucheat!

    2. Huyu mwingine ilinibidi nicheke sana. Nilimpelekea moto akacum then nikawa naendelea hehehe 5 mins into the game ananipiga na kulia "darling naomba usimfanye hivi mtu mwingine pleeeease nyamgluu"
    Hahahaha. Game ikasimama maana nilicheka sana kuona demu anawivu kiasi kile!
     
  25. Ukwaju

    Ukwaju JF Bronze Member

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    Nilimpa kidogo tu
    basi nisamehe
    tena bila Condom
    nikamdadisi sio alikula na tigo​
    hapana nilimpa kawaida tena ni zaidi ya mara 3, lkn na wewe si una wako?

    Du hapo mpenzi wangu niliyeiondoa Birika kaliwa na njemba ingine niliangua KILIO NA SITASAHAU MALI ZANGU KULIWA
     
  26. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Pole sana. Hope ulimpata mwingine. Kama bado, nadhani unajua pa kunipata.
     
  27. Dinazarde

    Dinazarde JF-Expert Member

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    Mhh mi chichemii hapa
     
  28. Chapa Nalo Jr

    Chapa Nalo Jr JF-Expert Member

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    Aliponiambia, kwenda zako usinibabaishe, kwa hasira kweli nilienda kugegeda demu nikarudi usiku sana, duh ikawa ugomvi tena eti ulikuwa wapi, ajabu sana
     
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    Lincon JF-Expert Member

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    Sitakuache Milele Labda Uniache Wew

    Nikaja Kupigwa Chin Ktk Mazingira Ambayo Yanifanya Nisimwamin Tena Mwanamke.
     
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    kukucd JF-Expert Member

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    Sitaki kua na mke ambaye nikitoka nitafikiria nyuma atakuwa anatakwa na wanaume wengne.sitaki mke mjinga. Ndo kaul ya mpenz wangu kila siku na sitaisahau
     

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