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ni mifugo gani inayokufurahisha kwenu?

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by charminglady, May 24, 2012.

  1. charminglady

    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    me kwetu kuna mbwa 1 ni mweusi tii ana manyoya mengi anaitwa Cenna. basi nkienda late nyumbani nikakuta ashafunguliwa, ile naingia atakimbia mbele then atarudi nyuma yangu ataning'atang'ata miguuni kisa tu nimshike kichwani ndo atulie. yan full burudan. kingne hawez kujisaidia ndan ya banda lake hata cku 1.atalia sana mpk mtafungua banda then atakwenda mahali anapokwenda kila mara atajisaidia ksha atarud bandani. ni msafi!
     
  2. Mphamvu

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    Dia sie kwetu kuna mipanya, nikupe story yao?
     
  3. CUTE

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    paka wangu mweupe namuita vasco hua ananipenda sana na anapenda kukaa na mm kila sehemu na hua nikiwa nacheck movie anapenda kukaa shingoni mwangu huku kanizungushia mkia shingoni
    ila nasaka sana wale mbwa wa police nawapenda sana nataka niwe naye mmoja there my happiness will be totally completely
     
  4. charminglady

    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    hahaa,ucnikumbushe. dah kuna duka la spare la csta kuna mipanya mikubwa kama paka!
     
  5. Junior. Cux

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    hahahaha we noma, emh mwaga stry humu.. huyu mtot wa rck cty anatulingshia mbwa wke.!!
     
  6. charminglady

    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    wooh,ce zaman miaka ya 90 tulikuwa na paka anaitwa kafriend yan ukiita kafriend lazima aje. hakuwa mwizi wala mdokozi. ukitenga msosi mezan hawezi kuiba mpk umpe cha kwake
     
  7. Kongosho

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    mie nina mbuzi wangu(petty) basi huwa ananiburudisha.

    Jioni nikiwahi namchukua kwa evening walk, tunaenda kaa kwenye river bank ya mto simiyu.

    She is so cute, ananiangalia anatabasamu, tunakaa kimya tukiangalia ng'ambo ya mto.

    Basi bado ni msichana, anatembea kwa madaha kweli, kiuno juu juu kama mtetea.

    Ni mweupe!
     
  8. Mapi

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    kunguni
     
  9. charminglady

    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    hahaa. Junior we c useme tu khsu wale bata wa pale kwenu wanavoharisha mpk kwny veranda. . . . . au unaona soo!
     
  10. Mphamvu

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    Mipanya yetu mchana haitokezi, ila ukizima taa tu, hao, kukuru kakara.
    Hayali tambara la deki wala nguo chakavu, juzi yamekula tenge jipya la maza mpaka roho imeuma. Yote tisa, kumi kuwe na wageni, itapita mchana kweupe, kwenye ule waya wa umeme unaoning'inia. Ukiweka sumu msosi hawali, mtego hawanasi, ukimleta paka wanamnyenga anakuwa rafiki yao.
    We acha tu!
     
  11. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    Ngoja beberu aanze kumsarandia, atanukaje?
     
  12. charminglady

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    Kongosho u make me laugh et ni msichana je bdo bikra nimletee lile beberu la kwa jiran?
     
  13. charminglady

    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    Sobhuza my dia,nyumba ya jiran angu kuna mapanya wanaokula had ndo za plastic ya its so funny. afu wagen wakiwepo ndo vinapitapita had wamevitungia jina "TAX BUBU"
     
  14. Mphamvu

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    Kwani sebuleni kwenu hakuna hao viumbe honey...
     
  15. measkron

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    Mkwe hao viumbe kwetu hakuna, atawaona akija kwako
     
  16. BADILI TABIA

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    hahahahahah nikusimulie ipi?

    kuna mipanya inatoka asubuhi inarudi jioni kulala......halafu wana akili usipime, mitego hawanasi, ukiwawekea nyama hawali mara moja moja ukiweka nyanya ndo unaweza kuwabahatisha.............

    mbwa wangu smoky, ana akili sana, ila anapenda kucheza ukiniona tu atanirukia anataka umshike manyoya nk ndo anaenjoy...
     
  17. BADILI TABIA

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    hahahahaha kongosho ukapimwe akili loh nimecheka mpaka nimenaniliuuuuuu
     
  18. Mphamvu

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    Asijali, ila ni hapa kwenye kajumba ka kupanga bonde la mpunga, nyumbani Mahlaleni hakuna hayo makitu, si unajua mi mtoto wa chifu?
     
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    Mi sipendi mbwa, sijui kwanini.
     
  20. by default

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    Kwetu kuna nguruwe uwa ninatoka nae mida ya jioni nikipita nae karibu na bar watu wanamshangaa yeye anaona aibu acjue wanatamani nyama yake.ijumaa uwa simtoi ndani
     
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