Ni kweli watoto wa Tanga??

nimeshawahi kusikia eti baadhi ya mabinti wanaotoka huo mkoa ukimaliza upande mmoja unaambiwa na huku nyuma je?
 
tajiri; hiyo kuendewa ndio kisingizio cha waswahili kwa kuwa wengi hawarudi wakienda. Nii ujuzi wa ajabu hawa watoto walionao ndio mara mtu ataki tena my waifu akisha jua kumbe kuna raha za ajabu sehemu zingine. Rangi nini bwana lile figure 8 mbona unaliacha. Hapo mjomba kama unazungumza starehe ujue ni fullpackage unapata. kukuongezea uchizi mji mzima dizaini moja hii sasa duuuh jama hawarudi si mchezo.
 
The home of great thinking is sinking
With rats in a maze, motto bilking, shyt proto pronto-stinking
Profane promiscuousness with every blinking
No bleeping while little kids peeping
Openly, no subtle hinting
Husbands dipping, hookers stripping
Deep dicking, sticking without flickering
HIV kicking while that punny fingerlicking
Say I'm just geeking, player bilking while wordplay milking
From vagina to angina MC's dying while pimping that booty from China
Shorties like Aina and finer jump outta panties without a diner
And get that slick dilsnick so quick with no tricks and treats
Teenage pregnancies hiking like Armstrong biking
Transatlantic like Vikings
Despair everywhere in this atmosphere
If you dare they will stare and call you a queer square
But I got the courage minus the disparage
With terrabytes in storage of these rhymes and knowledge
I don't preach, just engage and reach
I hate to see this forum turn into a twenty dollar bitch
Before I switch and ditch, I outreach and teach
In an attempt to remedy this technical glitch
Or is it a systemic flaw
That cannot be corrected even by the blow of this flow?
 
Mmmmmmmmmm wa kitanga we acha tu kaka usijaribu kama umeoa utaacha watoto na mama yao umuoe mtanga watoto wako wakakosa shule kama ushaanza somesha. Wale wanajua kutoa kaka. tena waka mna do anatoa ushirikiano kiuno kinacheza ile mbaya huku akikutia hamasa kwa vilio yaani sauti ya mahaba inayofanya mtalimbo usilale hata kidogo. Tena ukimwangalia usoni anavyorembua wakati ile iko ndani mzee hushuka mpaka uishiwe nguvu. Kama unakwenda kulala naye kaka hakikisha umefungasha juisi na chips kwa ajili ya usiku maana hiyo njaa utakayosikia utapiga mwano kama we msukuma au uuuuwiiii kama mmasai au hayodaaaaa kama Muiraqw wa Mbulu na karatu.

Wana staili nyingi kaka kuna ile ana kupa kama vile mbwa dume anakojoa yaani akinyanyua mguu mmoja juu kitu kina baki chenyewe unazamisha ndani mmmmm ni raha kaka ila kuwa makini utauza mpaka kiwanja ulioyonunua mbagala na mama yako mzazi usikumbuke kumtumia hela ya sukari na kusaga unga wa ugali. Kujenga usiseme mpaka yeye akukumbushe kama ana huruma.
 
Mmmmmmmmmm wa kitanga we acha tu kaka usijaribu kama umeoa utaacha watoto na mama yao umuoe mtanga watoto wako wakakosa shule kama ushaanza somesha. Wale wanajua kutoa kaka. tena waka mna do anatoa ushirikiano kiuno kinacheza ile mbaya huku akikutia hamasa kwa vilio yaani sauti ya mahaba inayofanya mtalimbo usilale hata kidogo. Tena ukimwangalia usoni anavyorembua wakati ile iko ndani mzee hushuka mpaka uishiwe nguvu. Kama unakwenda kulala naye kaka hakikisha umefungasha juisi na chips kwa ajili ya usiku maana hiyo njaa utakayosikia utapiga mwano kama we msukuma au uuuuwiiii kama mmasai au hayodaaaaa kama Muiraqw wa Mbulu na karatu.

Wana staili nyingi kaka kuna ile ana kupa kama vile mbwa dume anakojoa yaani akinyanyua mguu mmoja juu kitu kina baki chenyewe unazamisha ndani mmmmm ni raha kaka ila kuwa makini utauza mpaka kiwanja ulioyonunua mbagala na mama yako mzazi usikumbuke kumtumia hela ya sukari na kusaga unga wa ugali. Kujenga usiseme mpaka yeye akukumbushe kama ana huruma.
 
utamu unao mwenyewe hata awe wa kishimundu ni maandalizi na kuweka mawazo yalo lwale utamuona mtamu
 
They are very nice these ladies jamani, ila haina maana nimetest
 
'@Sipo...Hahahaa sasa kama ujawatest unajuaje watamu?
Otherwise jamani mi nafikiri ni mind za muhusika na pia kujituma ni mtu na mtu sikubaliani kuwa Tanga wote tu mana hata wale walokaa kihasarahasara tu?!! If that is the case basi itakuwa ni maumbile labda yakwao yalifyatuliwa na udongo mfinyanzi wakati..wengine tifutifu lol!! All in all..Na sisi tumo! I mean makabila mengine pia, Poleni mlocomment 'mkuu' iam prodly 'she'
 
Kwenye msafara wa Mamba
Basi Kenge pia wapo...

Sio kila mkazi wa Bagamoyo basi ana Kibusha...na si wasichana wote wa Tanga wanajua mambo.

Wengine ni uharo mtupu.
 
Gang Chomba said:
Kwenye msafara wa Mamba
Basi Kenge pia wapo...

Sio kila mkazi wa Bagamoyo basi ana Kibusha...na si wasichana wote wa Tanga wanajua mambo.

Wengine ni uharo mtupu.
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Nakubaliana na wewe mzee! Kuna wengine wanajua kuendesha hiki 'CHAKULA CHA USIKU' tena vizuri kabisa mpaka unafurahi walahi jamani! Siyo Tanga tu,wanaokatika vizuri wapo kila mahali Tanzania hii.

Kuna kabila moja maarufu sana kule Brazil kwa masuala haya ya kitandani,wataalam wanasema mwanamke anatakiwa kuwa dereva wa 'mchezo' siyo mwanaume,hii siyo kwamba mwanamke ndo anamwambia mwanaume geuka hivi au geuka vile yaani mwanamke anatakiwa kumjua mwanaume yuko katika hali gani ili aweze kuongeza vikolezo vingine vipya kuifanya 'mtanange' uwe mtamu.Watalii kila siku wanafika pale Brazil kujifunza mbinu mpya,mafunzo yenyewe si ya kuambiwa ni ku-practice LIVE!

Imetosha!
 
Be careful with Tanga ladies, wale wengi wao ni majini, chukua tahadhali kaka, au uliza uambiwe, utamu wa ajabu wanao sasa kabla hamjaagana mchunguze hasa kwenye miguu utaona ni ya kwato za ng'ombe au bata ahhahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
Mapenzi kwa sasa ni utundu na kujituma sio mambo yale ya zamani kama waja leo wenda leo sijui...kesho
 
ndundu said:
utamu unao mwenyewe hata awe wa kishimundu ni maandalizi na kuweka mawazo yalo lwale utamuona mtamu
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hey hey usiseme weye Kishumundu inabidi uende na jiko la mkaa; jinsi alivyo wabaridi! Umkoleze weeeeeee; kwanza kuna zoezi la kumvua nguo! teh teh teh umenikumbusha mbali sana!:):):)
 
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