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Newton's Laws Of LOVE.....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by patience96, Nov 18, 2011.

  1. patience96

    patience96 JF-Expert Member

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    Universal law:

    love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
    one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.



    first law:

    a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
    in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless
    any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
    break the legs of the boy.



    Second law:

    the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
    directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
    the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
    bank balance.



    Third law:

    the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
    to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.
     
  2. Osaka

    Osaka JF-Expert Member

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    ok!!!!!
     
  3. KANCHI

    KANCHI JF-Expert Member

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    VEry funny!!!
     
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    Grey87 Member

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    R p ......remx
     
  5. RedDevil

    RedDevil JF-Expert Member

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    RIP Sir Isaack Newton, watu walishaanza kuchakachua law zako na kuzipeleka kwenye mapenzi badala ya kuziendeleza huko huko ulikokusudia.
     
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    deadteja JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo #3, '...while using her sandals', is it a housegirl?
     
  7. Okuberwa

    Okuberwa Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha; kama Newton angefufuka..........
     
  8. Okuberwa

    Okuberwa Member

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    a g/f it seems!
     
  9. Babuu blessed

    Babuu blessed JF-Expert Member

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    Gravitational force is nt consider when people falling in LOVE
     
  10. General B.

    General B. Member

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    Ebwana dah! We ni mkali!
     
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    General B. Member

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    tena umefunika kwenye universal law!
     
  12. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    ...................:poa
     
  13. Mtego wa Noti

    Mtego wa Noti JF-Expert Member

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    mhhh, hapo newton akikuona utakula ban bila hata mods kuulizwa!
     
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