# Newton ni noma.{kwa watakaoelewa}.

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[Newston's girlfriend];Baby,How do i look today? [Newton];You look (TAN C/SIN C).>>> [Newton's girlfriend];Whaaat!?>>> [Newton];I mean SIN C/{COS C*SIN C}=SEC C.

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hahahahaha dah

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Wrong arithmetics!
Tan C/SIN c = sin C/{COS c*sin C} =TANc*Cosec C!!!

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Mnatuzingua

5. ### JaguarJF-Expert Member

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TanC/SinC=SinC/{CosCxSinC},simplify hapo utapata 1/Cos C which is equal to Sec C,unless you are here simply to criticize.

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tanc/sinc-- sin*2 c/cos c--(1-cos2*c)/cosc--sec c * sin*2 c jibu sec c * sin* 2 c na wala sio sec c 2.

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hebu nipitie vitabu vyangu,long time dah

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tan c/ sin c inakupa sin c / cos c * sin c ambaye very simple hizo sin c zinakatika itatoa 1/cos c

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Kilengesa kigumu sawa,hata hesabu za form ii zinawashinda? Kata oyeeeeeeee

10. ### Leonard RobertJF-Expert Member

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elewa kwanza kala aujacheka.

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1/cos C ts cosec C na 1/sin C ndio Sec C if my memo ipo njema.

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dah, yani hesabu ndogo hivo zinawasumbua? mtoa mada yupo sahihi kwamba jibu ni sec C. hapo hamna ubishi.

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Daah! Sikudhani kama ingezua mjadala mrefu kiasi hiki.

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Is it sec c or sex?

15. ### JaguarJF-Expert Member

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Mkuu 1/sin sio Sec C ni Cosec C,toka nipo shule watu kibao walikuwa wanawianisha Cos kwa cosec na sin kwa sec kitu ambacho si kweli,utakuwa umenielewa kama ulisoma advanced pure mathematics.

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Sasa hiyo ndio dose mpya ya Malaria kwa hapa Tanzania kwa Sekunde au ni nini??

Maana naona wote mnafupisha kama Madaktari wetu; Tanzania mnaandika tan, sekunde mnaandika sec, alafu wote mmekosea maana hiyo temperature mnaandika C peke yake bila kile kisifuri kwa juu. Acheni kutuzingua hata na sie tunafaham maandishi ya kidaktari msitubabaishe na MOI yenu haaaa....!

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Umeua mkuu.

18. ### SaidAllyJF-Expert Member

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Kivipi? Yamekua hayo tena? Yani nimechanganya hiyo dose mtu kameza amekufa? Im so sorry aisee, I ddnt intend that to happen. RIP mgonjwa.

19. ### tobycowSenior Member

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mkuu temperature kwenye log hapo umetulamba

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### DytpopozMember

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