NEWS;kwa niaba ya Bishanga

[The secretary]

Tunatangaza kuwepo na pre-birthday party ya tajiri la kihaya kuanzia leo tarehe mosi mwezi wa nane .angalizo hatuhitaji kamati wahudumu wapo wa kutosha.itakuwa inafanyikia Kilimanjaro hotel hadi siku yenyewe ambayo itafanyikia RUSSIA usafiri utakuwepo wa pipa kwa wale wa mikoani.hatuhitaji vijizawadi vyenu chezeiya bepari la kihaya:baby:

 

[BADILI TABIA]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmh.....

 

[Kaizer]

Mupe
Muruke!!!

 

[The secretary]

nini? jana tumedhalilishwa sana

 

[Leak]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

lazima ivunje record chezea tajiri weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[platozoom]

Breaking news: Bishanga hatafanya pre-besdei kwa sababu amepelekwa hivi punde mahakamani kwa kesi ya madai. Anadaiwa na .......................mamilioni ya dola aliyokopa!

 

[The secretary]

Breaking news: Bishanga hatafanya pre-besdei kwa sababu amepelekwa hivi punde mahakamani kwa kesi ya madai. Anadaiwa na .......................mamilioni ya dola aliyokopa!

unaota?

 

[platozoom]

unaota?

nalala

 

[Judgement]

Wadanganye wa kule jukwaa la utambulisho!
In accordance with specific data currently , behind the fabric huyu Mzee kusakua hoi financially!
Yuko hoi bunkrupt! Meng'emeng'e ! Juu ya stones!
Hana kitu!
Mademu kibao washamkimbia! Kabakiza luba tu!
Nway ze Katibu lon' time no see you!
Where too now?

 

[The secretary]

Wadanganye wa kule jukwaa la utambulisho!
In accordance with specific data currently , behind the fabric huyu Mzee kusakua hoi financially!
Yuko hoi bunkrupt! Meng'emeng'e ! Juu ya stones!
Hana kitu!
Mademu kibao washamkimbia! Kabakiza luba tu!
Nway ze Katibu lon' time no see you!
Where too now?

kuna ka shughuli fulani kalinikipu busy.lakini me nipo here here without noise watu wanachonga kwa baby wangu hajafulia wala nini

 

[Catherine]

Bepari huyu huyu?

 

[CUTE]

Breaking news: Bishanga hatafanya pre-besdei kwa sababu amepelekwa hivi punde mahakamani kwa kesi ya madai. Anadaiwa na .......................mamilioni ya dola aliyokopa!

platozoom umeua band mkuu

 

[Judgement]

Bepari huyu huyu?

Catty!
Umekuaje ?
Unakapandisha chati haka kajamaa?
Ulipaswa uulize hivi :-
"Ni kabepari hakahaka ? "

 

[ummu kulthum]

pati ya erick52 ilikuwa mbomba mbaya na haijawahi kutokea kwa kweli kamati ilifanya kile kitu watu wanapenda vipi wanakamati tutavunja lini kamati?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Lazima ntie timu na gelofrendi wangu (mke wa Bishanga)

 

[Judgement]

Lazima ntie timu na gelofrendi wangu (mke wa Bishanga)

Jichapie tu kiulaiynii muungwana!

 

[Leak]

Lazima ntie timu na gelofrendi wangu (mke wa Bishanga)

siamini kama bishanga amekuwa mpole kiasi hiki kufikia mpaka kuporwa mke!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

siamini kama bishanga amekuwa mpole kiasi hiki kufikia mpaka kuporwa mke!

Jamaa anahondomola totoz ya Kirundi huko Bujumbura wakati huku nyumbani mkewe akiendelea kunipa kuku.

 

[Bishanga]

Tunatangaza kuwepo na pre-birthday party ya tajiri la kihaya kuanzia leo tarehe mosi mwezi wa nane .angalizo hatuhitaji kamati wahudumu wapo wa kutosha.itakuwa inafanyikia Kilimanjaro hotel hadi siku yenyewe ambayo itafanyikia RUSSIA usafiri utakuwepo wa pipa kwa wale wa mikoani.hatuhitaji vijizawadi vyenu chezeiya bepari la kihaya:baby:

nikupendeje?
ewe wangu ili ujue nakupenda,
mawazo yangu,
kila siku,
juu yako......
(source: jina la bendi nimesahau)
hii ni spesho dedication kwako TS.

 

[Bishanga]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmh.....

unaguna nini? huamini bishanga ana mihela kuliko wajumbe wa kamati ya nishati na madini?