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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Icadon, Aug 23, 2008.

  1. Icadon

    Icadon JF-Expert Member

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    This is for those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage - under the assumption that men should be trained for marriage. A new two-year degree is being offered at the University of Marriage that many of you should be interested in. That's right, in just six semesters, you too, can be a real man as well as earn an MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

    FIRST YEAR
    SEMESTER I
    MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
    MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
    MEN 103: PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
    MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under Things for Christmas

    SEMESTER II
    MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
    MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting In at 3am
    MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
    EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
    EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
    ECON 001A: What's Hers is Hers

    OPTIONAL Schedule:
    MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Jerk When You're Wrong
    MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
    MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex
    MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
    ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers


    SECOND YEAR
    SEMESTER I
    SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
    SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
    SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
    MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down (Elective)
    (See Electives Below)

    SEMESTER II
    MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
    MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
    MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
    MEN 213: Honestly, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
    MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

    OPTIONAL Schedule:
    MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
    MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions
    MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
    MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important II

    OTHER COURSE OPTIONS
    EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu
    EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils
    EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
    MEN 231: Mothers-in-law
    MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
    MEN 233: Just Say "Yes, Dear"
    ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her
     
  2. BiMkubwa

    BiMkubwa JF-Expert Member

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    You crazy!!! Hahahahahahhahha!! I had the laugh of my life. I may try enrolling my hubby but I do not think he will acept the offer.................................Icadon, you made my night. I will sleep smiling!

    Are there any specialities for women?
     
  3. Tonga

    Tonga Senior Member

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    This is hilarious, LOL... I love love love it.
    I definitely see many husbands register for this specific course....:)
    I'll work hard on spreading the news of this honor University. BTW, do they need an Instructor? I would love to get a career in that Institution.:)
     
  4. Kinyau

    Kinyau JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaaaaaaaaaa what a sweet course, i laughed my lungs out. Thanks Icadon.
     
  5. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    ICADON ... wewe umefika wapi
     
  6. Icadon

    Icadon JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi bado sijaenroll..

    You are welcome!!
     
  7. Mshiiri

    Mshiiri JF-Expert Member

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    It cool we need the course structure for a woman as well; married, were married, or are contemplating marriage!
     
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