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New tax code

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by simplemind, Apr 21, 2011.

  1. simplemind

    simplemind JF-Expert Member

    Apr 21, 2011
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    Hi wana JF someone forwarded this to my inbox.

    The only thing that Revenue has not taxed yet is the male penis.This is due to fact that 69% of the times it is hanging around unemployed,10% of time it is hard up,1% of time it is in a hole.On top of that it has two dependants who are nuts! However effective april 2011 the penis will be taxed according to size.The brackets are as follows;

    10" - 20" Luxury tax Sh 300
    8" - 10" Pole tax Sh 250
    5" - 8" Previllage tax Sh 150
    3" - 5" Nuisance tax Sh 30

    Male exceeding 12" must file capital gain,Anybody below 3" is eligible fortax refund/relief.Please do not ask for extension.
    Happy easter all.