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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bubu Msemaovyo, May 22, 2008.

  1. Bubu Msemaovyo

    Bubu Msemaovyo JF-Expert Member

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    A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £ 50.00.

    “Why so little,” she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, “Look,
    I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it
    says some pretty vulgar stuff.”

    The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it
    home and hung the bird’s cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

    The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, “New house, new madam.” The
    woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought “that’s not so bad.”

    When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, “New
    house, new madam, new girls.” The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then
    began to laugh about the situation.

    Moments later, the woman’s husband Alex, came home from work.
    The bird looked at him and said, “Hi Alex”.
     
  2. Titus

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    Ops...poor Alex, he must have fainted
     
  3. Mswahilina

    Mswahilina Senior Member

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    Hahahaaa Alex alikuwa mhudhuriaji mzuri kwenye ile nyumba ya Makahaba.
     
  4. Kuntakinte

    Kuntakinte JF-Expert Member

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    hahaahahah! Alex mzee wa prostitutes kweli noma. Mkubwa imekaa sawa hii
     
  5. Bubu Msemaovyo

    Bubu Msemaovyo JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa hapa kwetu hilo linaitwa gwaride la utambuzi hakuna kusema NO!!!!
     
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    Mgenda New Member

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    Alex ni moto chini seems hes more than what he think him self he is
     
  7. Mtaalam

    Mtaalam JF-Expert Member

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    lol......sina mbavu mieeee..dats why i luv JF
     
  8. Pezzonovante

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    Hiyo Inafanya Nicheke Kwi Kwi Kwi
     
  9. Shishi

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    Duh!! jamaa kazirahi hapo..... nice job parrot!!! see the woman didnt have to do much to catch the husband!
     
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