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Never visit rich people

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ngoshwe, Jun 28, 2011.

  1. ngoshwe

    ngoshwe JF-Expert Member

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    Reasons why I never visit rich people !!

    Question: "What would U like to have... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
    Answer: "tea please…"

    Question: " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
    Answer : " Ceylon tea.. "

    Question : "How would U like it ? black or white ?"
    Answer: "white"

    Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
    Answer: "With milk …… "

    Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk ?"
    Answer: "With cow milk PLEASE"...

    Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow, or Afrikaner cow?"
    Answer: " Ummm, I'll take it black then…"

    Question: " Would U like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
    Answer: "With sugar"

    Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
    Answer: "Cane sugar!!!!!"

    Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
    Answer: "LISTEN,, Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead PLEASE……..."

    Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
    Answer: "Mineral water"

    Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
    Answer: "I'LL RATHER DIE OF THIRST"….. just leave me ALONE..... !!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Avatar JF Gold Member

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    Aisee!
     
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    Romance JF-Expert Member

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    nimeipenda sana asante for making my day.
     
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    Rogie JF-Expert Member

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    Haaa hhaaa
     
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    WISDOM SEEDS JF-Expert Member

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    Duh, kaazi kwelikweli
     
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    avator ya yoyo hii
     
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    Atamshukia sasa hivi!
     
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    super s Member

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    Dah nimecheka sana thank you
     
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    Angeomba apelekwe tu viliko vinywaji ajihudumie.
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh.............
     
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    Shery Member

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    Hahahaaa! I lyk it!
     
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    u like it?wyhy????
     
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    ahahahahaaah!!
     
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    Safi sana
     
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    ameachwa hoi, uroho wote ukamwisha
     
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    ....ohooh mie thimo.
     
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    mchajikobe JF-Expert Member

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    Duu,wakati kwetu hapo haina option ni mwendo wa maji ya mtungini,kwisha kazi!!!
     
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    TEGEMEA JF-Expert Member

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    Kitu imetulia.
     
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    akufukuzae...
     
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    dah asante sana sikutegemea kucheka usiku huu
     
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