Never trust a woman who........

stevoh

stevoh

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Never trust a woman:

1. who can open beer bottle with her
teeth.

2. who has few or no female friends

3. who never wears skirts

4. who is always txting but when you
accidentally look at her inbox, it has
zero
... messages

5. who walks about with a toothpick in
her mouth after lunch

6. who doesn't know her
mother's number offhead

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1. I don't know my mother's no offhead
2. I have few female friends
Za kuongezea
7. Kila wakati anaonekana online hasa JF Chitchat na Mapenzini
 
stevoh said:
Never trust a woman:

1. who can open beer bottle with her
teeth.

2. who has few or no female friends

3. who never wears skirts

4. who is always txting but when you
accidentally look at her inbox, it has
zero
... messages

5. who walks about with a toothpick in
her mouth after lunch

6. who doesn't know her
mother's number offhead

Add moree...
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Sina cha kuongezea ila umenifurahisha sana kwa mtazamo na observation yako!
 
Preta said:
no 2 na 3 zinanihusu....so....?
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So anza kuvaa yale magauni marefu ili kuusitiri vyema mwili wako, uongeze idadi ya marafiki wa kike ili uongeze ufahamu wako juu ya madhaifu mliyo nayo wanawake ....
 
Mshawa said:
So anza kuvaa yale magauni marefu ili kuusitiri vyema mwili wako, uongeze idadi ya marafiki wa kike ili uongeze ufahamu wako juu ya madhaifu mliyo nayo wanawake ....
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khaaa....ulisikia wapi bei ya kondoo manyoya....? labda kule Australia.....
paa la nyasi halipigwi rangi ujue.....
 
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