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Never trust a woman who........

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by stevoh, Aug 3, 2012.

  1. stevoh

    stevoh JF-Expert Member

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    Never trust a woman:

    1. who can open beer bottle with her
    teeth.

    2. who has few or no female friends

    3. who never wears skirts

    4. who is always txting but when you
    accidentally look at her inbox, it has
    zero
    ... messages

    5. who walks about with a toothpick in
    her mouth after lunch

    6. who doesn't know her
    mother's number offhead

    Add moree...
     
  2. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Daaaaaaaaaaaah! Ukweli mtupu
     
  3. Z

    Zeddy Zeddy Member

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    uwiiiiiii nina hizo tabia zoooteeee......ndo maana sitrustiwi......
     
  4. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
     
  5. E

    Elizabeth Dominic Platinum Member

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    1. I don't know my mother's no offhead
    2. I have few female friends
    Za kuongezea
    7. Kila wakati anaonekana online hasa JF Chitchat na Mapenzini
     
  6. stevoh

    stevoh JF-Expert Member

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    Ohoooo pouwle badilika sasa maleria inatibika
     
  7. stevoh

    stevoh JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha kumbe ndo majukwaa yako favourates eee
     
  8. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    no 2 na 3 zinanihusu....so....?
     
  9. charminglady

    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    bora mie,cna hata 1 hapo
     
  10. stevoh

    stevoh JF-Expert Member

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    .......
     
  11. stevoh

    stevoh JF-Expert Member

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    Nawasiwas unajisafisha.
     
  12. cacico

    cacico JF-Expert Member

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    aiseeee! :spy:
     
  13. stevoh

    stevoh JF-Expert Member

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    Umeguswa au umeshikwa?
     
  14. mtotowamjini

    mtotowamjini JF-Expert Member

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    :biggrin1: tru
     
  15. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Sina cha kuongezea ila umenifurahisha sana kwa mtazamo na observation yako!
     
  16. cacico

    cacico JF-Expert Member

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    none of them stevoh
     
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  17. Mshawa

    Mshawa JF-Expert Member

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    So anza kuvaa yale magauni marefu ili kuusitiri vyema mwili wako, uongeze idadi ya marafiki wa kike ili uongeze ufahamu wako juu ya madhaifu mliyo nayo wanawake ....
     
  18. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    khaaa....ulisikia wapi bei ya kondoo manyoya....? labda kule Australia.....
    paa la nyasi halipigwi rangi ujue.....
     
  19. princess enny

    princess enny JF-Expert Member

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    una few or no!!!??
     
  20. princess enny

    princess enny JF-Expert Member

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    8.anachat na boys tu na kuignore text from gals!!
     
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