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Never take a Wife to your local joint...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kyakya, Oct 21, 2011.

  1. Kyakya

    Kyakya JF-Expert Member

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    A man went to his local pub with his wife. When he left for the counter, a prostitute approached his wife and whispered quickly to her ear,
    "You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him...He doesn't pay!!!"
     
  2. DASA

    DASA JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! imetulia.
     
  3. Cantalisia

    Cantalisia JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaaaa,haaaaaa,haaaaaa!jamaa akirudi mbona patachimbika!zitanyweka kweli hapo?huyo malaya kaharibu!h
     
  4. mgodi

    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    hii imekaa vizuri mkuu.
     
  5. Iselamagazi

    Iselamagazi JF-Expert Member

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    Lol......
     
  6. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Ooops.! Inabidi jamaa arudi amemind kichzi kapoteza wallet. Hw shall he knw?
     
  7. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh unaeza rudi tu ukakutana na konde la hataari
     
  8. Rejao

    Rejao JF-Expert Member

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    Mwanamke inabidi awe proud of kuwa mumewe huwa haongi ovyo!
     
  9. M

    Mzalendoo Member

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    Alilikoroga na shart alinywe.
     
  10. Z

    Zimba Senior Member

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    Hii ngumu kumeza!
     
  11. Roulette

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    Wako wapi washabiki wa hit and run?
     
  12. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    Hujamalizia,huyo mama alitakiwa ajibu: oh really? Does he use protection?
    Afu huyo ndugu akirudi mnaanzia hapo
     
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    Konya JF-Expert Member

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    Very funnie....
     
  14. mashikolomageni

    mashikolomageni JF-Expert Member

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    imetulia sana ninalala salama baada ya kucheka sana
     
  15. Mwakalinga Y. R

    Mwakalinga Y. R Tanzanite Member

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    haa haa haaa
     
  16. ndyoko

    ndyoko JF-Expert Member

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    kama ningekuwa mimi, nisingetia mguu tena hapo
     
  17. ndyoko

    ndyoko JF-Expert Member

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    Mhhhhhhhh! mbona ntatamani dunia ipasuke nijizike mzima chini ya ardhi! Hiyo ni zaidi ya kufumaniwa ready-handed. Hapo kidume natakiwa kuwa mpole na kurudi mdogo kama piriton na magoti kwa wingi kuua soooo!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh
     
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