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NEVER on the plane!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Che Kalizozele, Nov 22, 2009.

  1. Che Kalizozele

    Che Kalizozele JF-Expert Member

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    After a month-long holiday in the US , my wife and I finally boarded the plane in San Francisco last Sunday heading home.As the plane reached cruising speed with the seat belt sign switched off, a 6 ft 3" black man with the build of Mike Tyson in the front row got up from his seat, turned to face the back, raised his arm and yelled, "HIJACK!"Everyone was frozen to the seat, expecting the worst to. happen .And two Air Marshals were about to jump onto this guy to overpower him when another voice answered from the back of the plane: "HI JOHN!"



    The moral of the story is:If you have a friend named Jack, for heaven's sake don't ever call him in the plane
     
  2. Pape

    Pape JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahahaahahaahahahaha, hii kali sana! i see nimecheka sana leo!
     
  3. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Utani wa ngumi huo..mmmmhhhhhhhhh!
     
  4. i

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    jamaa atakua alifanya makusudi kutesti itakuaje ;-)
     
  5. Ngambo Ngali

    Ngambo Ngali JF-Expert Member

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    Thats a good one
     
  6. senator

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    dah umenivunja mbavu kweli duh imetulia kweli kweli
     
  7. Bluray

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    nacheka hapa, but why did he have to be black, to show and mock white people's stereotypes?
     
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