Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

Never make a woman angry ...there'll be Hell to pay later.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Nesindiso Sir, Sep 24, 2008.

  1. N

    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

    Sep 24, 2008
    Joined: Oct 31, 2007
    Messages: 374
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 0
    A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for
    Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a
    beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and
    all the other people she had loved and who had died before her.

    They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How
    are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."

    When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a
    wonderful place! How do I get in?"

    "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.

    "Which word?" the woman asked.


    The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her
    into Heaven.

    About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked
    her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the
    woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

    "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"

    "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told
    her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while
    you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the
    little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And, my
    wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in
    Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and
    here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?"

    "You have to spell a word," the woman told him.

    "Which word?" her husband asked.

  2. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

    Sep 24, 2008
    Joined: Sep 25, 2007
    Messages: 807
    Likes Received: 13
    Trophy Points: 0
    sawa sawa that was pretty good for him ... men watch out it will be very hard for you to enter heaven especially na tabia zenu sikuhizi
  3. Buswelu

    Buswelu JF-Expert Member

    Sep 24, 2008
    Joined: Aug 16, 2007
    Messages: 1,972
    Likes Received: 21
    Trophy Points: 135
    Sio wote naima.....ila was good kwa mwanaume...anajidai kuleza mambo yake ya anasa...