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Never Lie to a Woman

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by kisasangwe, Jul 18, 2011.

  1. kisasangwe

    kisasangwe JF-Expert Member

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    A man called home to his wife and said, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends

    we’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving >From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up"
    " Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. "

    The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

    The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

    The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

    He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?"


    The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box darling.

    Hahaha.
     
  2. Bujibuji

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    Huyo mwanamke lazima ana asili ya Uyahudi, wanawake wetu wa kindukulukudusucho hawana mawazo ya namna hii
     
  3. kisasangwe

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    hahahhahaha. ukiona wamenyamaza usidhani hawajajua unadanganya bujibuji. hata unapomwambia unakikao hutofika nyumbani hadi kesho wanajua tuu sema wanapuuzia.
     
  4. StaffordKibona

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    Hiyo red text kwangu mpya
     
  5. AshaDii

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    Nice one... Mwanamke akili mikononi mwako...
     
  6. VoiceOfReason

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    Yes I know I Saw them but I asked you to pack them in a bag and not in the fishing box !!!
    I saw them when I was fishing but that was too late I had order another pair from room service.
     
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    The first thing you had to do was fish first... what was so special you had to check what

    you would use at night instead of what you were about to use first - in the fishing box??
     
  8. Gwamahala

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    Duh...!Huyo mwanamke alikuwa kichwa sana.
     
  9. VoiceOfReason

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    The trip was for the week and when I reached there I was so tired and was not feeling well so I decided to take a rest, and because I was given the room service pajamas I decided to continue using them, especially after someone told me there might be some bugs in the hotel so I did not want to make my pajamas to be contaminated.., ohh before I forget I must put all my clothes in the washing machine with the disinfection
     
  10. AshaDii

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    Then did you really have to ask why i did not pack them like i was supposed to....

    after all i served them from being infected... BTW have you completely recovered?
     
  11. Husninyo

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    Haaahaa! Huwa tunajua sana mnavyotudanganya ila tunawasare tu.
     
  12. s

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    hivyo utazidi kujionyesha kuwa ana kuzidi sana kifikra, mind u that didn't happen eccidentaly she knew your inttentions ahead. Pole sana acha wizi stay safe.
     
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    sha Senior Member

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    <br><br>hivyo utazidi kujionyesha kuwa ana kuzidi sana kifikra, mind u that didn't happen eccidentaly she knew your inttentions ahead. Pole sana acha wizi stay safe.
     
  14. VoiceOfReason

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    The issue is not if she knows or not the issue is that doubt in her mind that maybe just maybe it did not happen so any plausible explanation helps... Umesahau mziki wa Shaggy it wasn't me.... ingawa alishikwa kitandani ni msichana mwingine lakini akabisha...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is
     
  15. Mentor

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    Oooh..darling tuachane na hayo mambo anyway..how have you been sweetpie?
    Nimekumiss unajua...bin thinking bout u the whole journey!
    (While leading u to the bedroom....)
     
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    Yes I was wondering what you were thinking!! Since when pajamas are packed in a fish box...!! you were supposed to pack them in my suit case.., never mind though darling..., lets go out and have some dinner
     
  17. AshaDii

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    No don't want to repeat the mistake like last time...
    ngoja tumalize this discussion kwanza....
    (alafu hivi kaka na dada waweza taniana huu utani...lol)
     
  18. AshaDii

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    Duh! Ok Darling... already made your favorite food thou...
     
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    Darling..si unaona uchovu wenyewe huu...na nlivokumiss. No big deal bana..whether u packed it kwenye fishing bag ama wapi, I appreciate the though sweetie.
    (oops..last one! i jus love the flow of the story...lol)
     
  20. Eliphaz the Temanite

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    Nashukuru mke wangu ananiamini kwa kila ninachomwambia!
     
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