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Never lie to a woman

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Mar 2, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
    We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I'v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box,we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

    The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
    The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
    The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
    He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"

    The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box....."
     
  2. StaffordKibona

    StaffordKibona JF-Expert Member

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    This means he did not go fishing. He was getting services of KA SMALL HOUSE
     
  3. MESTOD

    MESTOD JF-Expert Member

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    He was fishing, at other type of sea. The results, fish will be out after 9 months. Usihofu mke wangu, samaki anakuja.
     
  4. Blaki Womani

    Blaki Womani JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha njia ya mwongo ni fupi
     
  5. sijuikitu

    sijuikitu JF-Expert Member

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    that does not necessarily mean he was cheating....maybe he's the james bond type.
     
  6. sijuikitu

    sijuikitu JF-Expert Member

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    just realised james bond is a bad example....lol
     
  7. Architect E.M

    Architect E.M JF-Expert Member

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    it is also possible alipewa fishing box nyingine na boss wake jamani
     
  8. TANMO

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    Nitamwambia nilitumia fishing Box ya rafiki yangu baada ya kusahau yangu ofisini wakati tunaondoka, halafu naenda kuileta then nacheki kama kweli aliniwekea. Life Goes on (i guess!)..
     
  9. drphone

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    ukiwa mwongo ucwe msahaulifu
     
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    Hardman JF-Expert Member

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    my governing principle is that the good liar must hav good memory
     
  11. Sigma

    Sigma JF-Expert Member

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    Tell a good lie, keep record and lie again. Guys, Lies , saves a lot in relationships, marriages. Lies and Love are inseparable.
     
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