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Never inter-marry unless you know the language of your spouse

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtoto wa Mkulima, Jan 24, 2008.

  1. Mtoto wa Mkulima

    Mtoto wa Mkulima JF-Expert Member

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    Lawyer : Have you any grounds?
    Polish man : Yes,an acre and half and nice little home.
    L. : No. I mean, what is the foundation of this case?Pm.: It made of concrete.
    L. : I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?Pm.: No, we have carport, and not need one.
    L. : I mean, what are your relations like?
    Pm.: All my relations still in Poland.
    L. : Is there any infidelity in your marriage?Pm.: We have hi-fidelity and good DVD player.
    L. : Does your wife beat you up?Pm.: No, I always up before her.
    L. : Is your wife a nagger?
    Pm.: No, she white.
    L. : Why do you want this divorce?
    Pm.: She going to kill me!
    L. :What makes you think that?
    Pm.: I got proof.
    L. : What kind of proof?
    Pm.: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
    shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: " Polish Remover
  2. mashoo

    mashoo Member

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    This is hilarious...I love this JOKE, thanks for making me laugh b4 I go to bed[/SIZE][/SIZE].
  3. M

    Misterdennis JF-Expert Member

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    "Polish Remover" ... hahaha haaaa!
    Saaafi kabisa, thanks for the lough!!