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Never Argue with a Woman

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Novatus, Mar 23, 2011.

  1. Novatus

    Novatus JF-Expert Member

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    One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.


    Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
    'Reading a book,' she replies, ( thinking , 'Isn't that obvious ? ')


    'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.



    'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'




    'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'



    'For reading a book,' she replies ,


    'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,

    'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'


    'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'



    'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault ,' says the woman.



    'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.



    'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'



    'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.



    MORAL : Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
     
  2. Smarter

    Smarter JF-Expert Member

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    Funny!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Mc Kihiga

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    Inatoke kabisa I agree with you Novatus!!!

    Mc!
     
  4. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    Hata mashuleni watoto wa kike vilaza husingizia sana walimu wa kiume wanataka nanihii zao ndio maana wanafeli wanapokatalia kutoa. A proportion of women uses their nanihii as a weapon to bring down reputation of gentlemen. Ukibisha watu hawatakuamini maana silaha zote unazo na kweli waweza kuzitumia ukifika muda muafaka.

    Niliwauliza wazungu mahali fulani wana maoni gani juu ya wanaume wanaobakwa na wanawake. Wao wakakiri kwamba hilo linawezekana kwa sheria za kwao pia, lakini wakahoji mwanaume utaanzia wapi kusema madai yako watu wakuamini? Tanzania unaweza. Kama kijana chini ya miaka 18 akifumaniwa na mwanamke wa miaka 18+ kijana huyo atahesabiwa amebakwa na mwanamke kama ilivyo kwa dume 18+ years kufumaniwa na binti below 18 years. Hayo ni mambwembwe ya kisheria.
     
  5. Susy

    Susy JF-Expert Member

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    ha hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa nimependa hiii

    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment"
     
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    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha... Good stuff, love it!
     
  7. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha kwani mwanamama naye hawezi kumbaka mwanaume?
     
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