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Never argue with a woman who reads

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by sirgeorge, Feb 12, 2011.

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    sirgeorge Member

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    One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
    Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
    "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
    "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
    "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
    "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
    "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads
     
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    Hahahahaha!Smart woman!
     
  3. Chapa Nalo Jr

    Chapa Nalo Jr JF-Expert Member

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    Haya mama, sasa tuziache wapi na kivipi? Maskini askari alipigwa bao la kisigino.
     
  4. Maria Roza

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    Haha hahha imetulia lol
     
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    Safi sana

    :violin:
     
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    good,its how you deal with them threats!
     
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    :coffee:
     
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    :msela:
     
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    Nimwipenda
     
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    hahahaaa itabidi tuziache nyumbani tunapokwenda kazini.
     
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    so funny:first:
     
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