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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Manyanza, Oct 17, 2012.

  1. Manyanza

    Manyanza JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa mmoja alifika kijijini kwao kakuta mtandao wa simu unapatikana.. akaamua kumwandikia meseji mke wake.. bahati mbaya akaituma kimakosa kwa mwanamke ambaye alikuwa amefiwa na mumewe... Yule mwanamke aliipokea meseji ili aisome kwa sababu watu walikua bado wanaendelea kumtumia meseji za kumfariji....
    alipoisoma meseji akazimia....
    mwanae kuona mama yake kazimia kaichukua simu akaanza kuisoma ile meseji... ilikuwa imeandikwa

    " MKE WANGU MPENZI NAJUA UTASHANGAA KUONA SMS YANGU HII HUKU NAKO MTANDAO UPO KAMA HUKO NIMEFIKA SALAMA NA MATAYARISHO YA WEWE KUJA KESHO YAPO TAYARI NAKUSUBIRI HONEY"
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
    hahahahhahahaha...................!
    mama kuleeeeee..............! wakati unaweza kukuta hapo alikua analia "bora tungekufa woooteeee....."
     
  3. Ben40

    Ben40 Senior Member

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    Hiyo ni balaa.
     
  4. nachid

    nachid JF-Expert Member

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    hapo akizinduka anakufa kwelikweli
     
  5. lumanyisa

    lumanyisa JF-Expert Member

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    duh nasikia yule mama amekufa kwa mshtuko
     
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    STABLE GIRL Member

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    duh! you made my day
     
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    Sangomwile JF-Expert Member

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  8. yaser

    yaser JF-Expert Member

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    km umecreate unatisha ila km umepest basi ww ni......
     
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    KALA Member

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    kilaza
     
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    Laptani Member

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    Hahahahhhhaaaaa, kuambiwa ujitayarishe kufa si taarifa nyepesi!!!!!
     
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