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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Jul 8, 2012.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Walevi wawili walikuwa wamepakizana kwenye pikipiki usiku.Mara ghafla mbele wakamulikwa na pair moja ya taa zenye mwanga mkali. Yule mlevi aliyekuwa akiendesha pikipiki akasema,"Hawa jamaa mbele yetu watakuwa wanashindanisha spidi za pikipiki zao,ngoja na sisi tupite katikati yao tuwaonyeshe kwamba na sisi tunaweza kwenda kasi".NB[Zile taa walizoziona mbele yao hazikuwa za pikipiki mbili,zilikuwa ni taa mbili za mbele SCANIA 124L]
     
  2. Viol

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    hapo ni kifo tu
     
  3. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Kifo hakikwepeki hapo mkuu.
     
  4. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Imenisikitisha badala ya kunichekesha.
     
  5. Kibwebwe

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    umeonee
     
  6. ngulinho

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    hope walipita katikati yao......
     
  7. princess enny

    princess enny JF-Expert Member

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    heee!! haya sasa ni masikitisho na si kichekesho tenah
     
  8. Mtanzanika

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    Waliescape...au mmesahu ile thread kwamba walevi ndo wenye akili siku zote!!

    Mlevi alipomwandikia mkewe "I'll be back after 45 minutes,if am not.. read the text again"
     
  9. MC babuu

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    Dah RIP walevi 208 paradiso
     
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    Mbona wapo hapa bar wanazimua, pengine lile halikuwa Scania la kawaida, lilikuwa la kichawi na uchawi mbele ya kilaji haufui dafu.
     
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