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Ndoto zingine kali!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by herimimi, Aug 5, 2011.

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    herimimi Member

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    Jamaa mmoja alilewa sana pombe. Usiku akiwa amelala akaota ndoto anapaa na akafika mbinguni. Akawa amefurahi sana. Baadae akamwomba mungu ruhusa arudi duniani kidogo.wakamwambia ukishafika mbinguni huwezi kurudi duniani kama binadamu, labda uwe kuku,au mbuzi,nguruwe nk. Jamaa akasema anaomba arudi kama kuku. Basi akarudi. Alipofika duniani akasikia kitu kinamwasha ndani kwa nyuma,akaulize nini hiki? Wakamwambia ni yai linataka kutoka,taga,akasema sawa,akataga. Mara tena ikarudia,akaambiwa ni yai lingine linataka kutoka,akataga tena,ghafla mke wake akampiga kibao pwaaa! Akamwambia mbona unakunya kitandani? Du!
     
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    mysteryman JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaha..
     
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    Du yani umenifurahisha kweli na hv viasira vya boss vimekwisha.
     
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    SILENT ACtOR JF-Expert Member

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    lol, kweli jamaa alitoa mayai orijino!
     
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    Testimony Senior Member

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    dah funny ila hii ilishakuwemo humu jamvini
     
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    Sikonge JF-Expert Member

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    Mshikaji unaanza na Post ya kwanza inakuwa ni hii? Dahhh....

    Asante kwa kupost hata hivyo ingawa ilishafika hapa kitambo sasa maana JF ukichelewa tu, unakuta wamekuwahi kutuma.
     
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    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo kali
     
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    ibra_campbell New Member

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    baha....baha....baha....hiyo kali ila mi napita tu.
     
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    G_crisis JF-Expert Member

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    Mh noma
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    Nina wasiwasi na mayai tunayokula huenda ni binadamu wanaorudi toka kwa mola mbona hawa kuku hawajamiiani?
     
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    Edison JF-Expert Member

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    nadhani hii ilikutokea wewe!
     
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    Hahahaaaa! Nouma
     
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    Safety last JF-Expert Member

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    Eee bana ee
     
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