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Ndoto nyingine duh! Ni balaa tupu!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Mtu B, Oct 5, 2010.

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    Mtu B JF-Expert Member

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    A Wife is Dreaming in the middle of the night, and suddenly shouts " Wake up..........Wake up, my husband is back!"

    The man on the bed with her got up, jumped thru the window, broke his legs, ribs and lost 2 front teeth.

    And then he realised, "Damn it!! I'm the Husband"
     
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    Pengo JF-Expert Member

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    Aah.aah!
     
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    Konakali JF-Expert Member

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    Hii ilishakuja kwa kiswahili bana...
     
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    Mtu B JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo vp kaka, utajielezaje? Maana mamsap hakawii kugeuza kibao na kudai ati alikuwa anakupima ajue kama huwa 'unachakachua'!
     
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    Mtu B JF-Expert Member

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    Sikuiona mkuu wangu.
     
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    subject to REPITITION
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    :doh::doh::doh::doh:
     
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    GFM JF-Expert Member

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    Hahah wengine tulikuwa hatujaiona ! do dunia ina mambo wote wezi!
     
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    GFM JF-Expert Member

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    haha hapo huna la kujibu hahahhhh
     
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    Joseph JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo wote ni wezi maana ndoto kama hiyo inatokana na mawazo ya kufumaniwa siku moja
     
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    Ferds JF-Expert Member

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    wote inabidi muwe wapole tu
     
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    Mama Big JF-Expert Member

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    Wapole ila ndo hivyo tena
     
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    Fixed Point JF Bronze Member

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    ha haaaaaaaaaa, mambo ya gold na pesa bandia..................... kaazi kweli
     
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    wote wezi, muotaji na muotwa
     
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