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ndoto mbaya sana!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtanzanika, Jun 17, 2012.

  1. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    Mla mirungi alishtuka kutoka usingizini
    akiwa na hofu kubwa,jasho linamtoka
    na mwili unatetemeka
    Akamwambia mke wake "Nimeota
    ndoto mbaya sana wacha nikaswali
    rakaa mbili"
    Mke akamuuliza "Umeota nini mume
    wangu"
    Jamaa akajibu "Nimeota ati bei ya Big G
    imefika shillingi elfu tano"
     
  2. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Bila shaka hii ni al-shabab
     
  3. Globu

    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Dah!! Hii kali
     
  4. NingaR

    NingaR JF-Expert Member

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    Acha utani wewe buk5??
     
  5. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    usinitanie weeeeeee,,,,,
     
  6. S

    Sheshejr JF-Expert Member

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    Mambo ya bajet hatari.....
     
  7. Vodka

    Vodka JF-Expert Member

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    Duuh mfumuko wa bei mpaka huko?!
     
  8. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    usiogope ni jokes!piga mjani kama kawa!
     
  9. kijembeee

    kijembeee JF-Expert Member

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    watu wa Arusha umewakosha,wanapiga gomba kama hawana akili nzuri
    ingekua ni kitu kweli,Arusha wangeandamana wa kwanza
     
  10. KML

    KML JF-Expert Member

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    dont come head head
     
  11. kookolikoo

    kookolikoo JF-Expert Member

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    au boko haramu!
     
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