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Ndoto hii noma!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Power G, Sep 5, 2011.

  1. Power G

    Power G JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa mmoja alilewa sana pombe. Usiku akiwa amelala akaota ndoto anapaa na akafika mbinguni. Akawa amefurahi sana. Baadae akamwomba mungu ruhusa arudi duniani kidogo.wakamwambia ukishafika mbinguni huwezi kurudi duniani kama binadamu, labda uwe kuku,au mbuzi,nguruwe nk. Jamaa akasema anaomba arudi kama kuku. Basi akarudi. Alipofika duniani akasikia kitu kinamwasha ndani kwa nyuma,akaulize nini hiki? Wakamwambia ni yai linataka kutoka,taga,akasema sawa,akataga. Mara tena ikarudia,akaambiwa ni yai lingine linataka kutoka,akataga tena,ghafla mke wake akampiga kibao pwaaa! Akamwambia mbona unakunya kitandani? Du!
     
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    oldonyo JF-Expert Member

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    Nini sasa
     
  3. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    huh...................nimeionea aibu PC yangu ati nkageukia pembeni,ooooops
     
  4. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmm!!
     
  5. Likwanda

    Likwanda JF-Expert Member

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    Kwikwikwi...
     
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    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo sijui nichangie nini, ila anyway hiyo imeshaitwa ndoto, itabaki kuwa ndoto na hatuwez kui define kwenye real world.
     
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    NYENJENKURU JF-Expert Member

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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kazi kweli kweli
     
  8. NG'ADA

    NG'ADA Senior Member

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    ...ahaaaaa...afadhali kumbe ni ndoto..maana nilishaanza kuvuta picha ya pale kitandani....
     
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    Pole sana, imekutokea lini hiyo ndoto?
     
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