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Ndoa; Kila Mtu Na Uzoefu Wake!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Ibrah, Jul 29, 2008.

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    Ibrah JF-Expert Member

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    I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
    David Bissonette

    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
    Sacha Guitry

    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
    Hemant Joshi


    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
    Socrates


    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
    Dumas

    The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
    Sigmund Freud


    I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
    Anonymous


    'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
    Henny Youngman


    'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.'
    Sam Kinison


    'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
    James Holt McGavran


    'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
    Patrick Murray


    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
    1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
    2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
    Nash

    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
    Anonymous

    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
    Henny Youngman


    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
    Rodney Dangerfield


    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
    Milton Berle


    Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
    Anonymous

    First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
    Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
     
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    Haika JF-Expert Member

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    you are quite right, especially:

    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
    1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
    2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
    Nash
     
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    Sanda Matuta JF-Expert Member

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    All in all i liked the HEADING of the thread,it says it all.
     
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    Mbu JF-Expert Member

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    ...khaaa...!? huyu kwa kweli ameshindwa kuishi kwa matumaini!

    ndoa ni ushindi wa kifikra, matumaini kuzidi matarajio!
     
  5. MwanajamiiOne

    MwanajamiiOne Platinum Member

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    "After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
    Hemant Joshi"
    I like this one......

    'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
    James Holt McGavran

    Mh how far is this still valid? or what did he want to say here? please help.......... Transfer from where? to where?
     
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    bAbiLoN Member

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    The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
    Sigmund Freud





    Man, huyu Sigmund Freud hajui kweli au anatuenjoy.......!
    To help him, may be atry asking himself, what does he want
    From a woman, then opposite yake.......
     
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    Pascal Mayalla JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu Sigmund Freud ni mtafiti na mwana Philosofia wa kwanza kuzama ndani ya mwili na roho (body&soul) na kuandika kitabu maarufu cha Dr. Jeckelly and Mr. Hyde ambao walikuwa ni watu wawili tofauti kumbe ni mtu huyo huyo mmoja anajibadilisha.
    Katika moja ya tafiti zake akatafiti wanawake wanataka nini kwenye ndoa akakosa jibu muafaka kwa sababu kila anayehojiwa, alitoa jibu tofauti.
    Thanks mwanzisha mada ukirudia rudia kusoma, unapata combined formular ya kudumisha ndoa. Asante tena
     
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    Aunty Lao JF-Expert Member

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    So here Babilon u mean Don`t love her, care about her....au unamaanisha nini the opposites of a Man wants to a Woman! Tupe darasa kidogo.
     
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