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Ndo walivyolala.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Mar 4, 2012.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Mwalimu mmoja alienda darasani huku amechoka,kufika tu akawapa wanafunzi vitabu wasome kisa cha ''watu wa pangoni''.Mara akapitiwa na usingizini na kuuchapa pale pale mezani kwake.
    Gafla anashtuka anamwona msaidizi mkuu wa waalimu ndo ameshaingia darasani.....hapo hapo akaunganishia hadithi..................

    ''basi MFANO NILIOTOA NDO WALIVYOKUWA WANALALA WATU WA PANGONI''
     
  2. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Mzungu alipanda ndege na mbongo. Akaanza kumdharau na kuona hajui kitu. Akamwambia mbongo "Tucheze mchezo wakuulizana maswali. Ukiwa hujui unanipa mimi dola 500 na nikikosa mimi nakupa $10,000." kwa tamaa kwamba yeye mjuzi wa yote. mbongo akasema sawa. Mzungu akamuuliza, "nani walipagana world war I?". Mbongo akawa hajui akamlipa mzungu $500. Sasa mbongo akamuuliza mzungu," Kitu gani kinaenda juu na miguu mitatu na kinarudi chini na miguu minne?" Mzungu kimyyyaaa! Akamplipa mbongo $10,000. Sasa akamuuliza, "Haya sasa niambie jibu lake nini?"

    Mbongo akamrudishie $500, akamwambia "sijui"
     
  3. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha aiseee
     
  4. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    khaaaaa,.!
     
  5. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa aliingia kanisani bila kuzima simu,wakati ibada inaendelea simu ikaita,akaingiza mkono mfukoni kuizima,kumbe ndo
    kapokea,mara simu ikaaza kusema ''''mme mbona hutaki kupokea simu?nimekumiss sana'''jamaa akabonyeza tena kuzima kumbe ndo kaweka loud spika,''''''Honey unanikera nimeletewa tetesi kumbe haupo safarini bali upo gesti na mke wa mtu''
    watu huko ndani hoi kwa kicheko
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh dah
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    more creative teacher, kaua soo nzima class
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    simu ikilia kanisani ni noma, watu wote macho kwako kama vile umejinyea
     
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    Teh teh teh hiyo kali...
     
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    Bhavick JF-Expert Member

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    hii kali mkuu mimi na huyu mwenye jinsia kama spika wa bunge TUNACHEEEEEKA,
     
  11. Geraldo DaVinci

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    hahaha
     
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    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha haaaaaa,unanikumbusha enzi nasoma sec,ilikuwa ikifika mida flani lazima watu wasinzie...basi ticha ilikuwa anakuamsha kwa kukurushia chaki..ukishaamka unajikausha ka ulikuwa macho,halaf unaendelea kufunua kitabu!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Umetisha !
     
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    TaiJike JF-Expert Member

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    U made my dei baby. Thank u sana.
     
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    we mkali tena sana tu.
     
  16. DAWA YA SIKIO

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    Niko kitandani naumwa malaria. Nimejilazimisha tu kuingia humu. But at last umefanya nicheke kwa mara ya kwanza toka kumekucha.
     
  17. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    usipime
     
  18. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    ugua pole.utapona tu usijali
     
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    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    thanks mkuu
     
  20. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Ur welcome baby
     
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