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ndege ya rais

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by snochet, Aug 10, 2012.

  1. snochet

    snochet JF-Expert Member

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    Ndege ilipita angani.Machizi wakaanza kubishana.wa kwanza akasema, "hiyo ndege imembeba rais!"Wapili akasema, "hapana!hiyo ndege imewabeba wazungu.kama ingekua imembeba Rais,ungeona pikipiki zimetangulia mbele!"
     
  2. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Teh na ving'ora kwa sana
     
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    Getsemane Member

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    Dah! Kukariri noma,jamaa walikariri...
     
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    dy/dx JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha kweli hao ni machizi....
     
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    KML JF-Expert Member

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    sasa unatuletea story za machizi na wewe chizi nini
     
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    beyond heaven Member

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    Dingi bahili !

    MTOTO: Mama nimemwomba baba hela ya kusuka akaninyoa nywele!
    MAMA: Una bahati mwanangu ungemwomba hela ya Whitedent angekung'oa meno!
     
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    issabela Senior Member

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    Hyo kali
     
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