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Ndege? Ndege mpo?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kilimasera, Jan 26, 2011.

  1. kilimasera

    kilimasera JF-Expert Member

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    Konda: Ndege? Ndege mpo?
    Abiria: Shusha...
    Konda: Waache ndege
    (Hapa huwa najiuliza wameshushwa raia au ndege?)
    Konda: Kipawa?
    Abiria: Wote kimya... Konda anachukulia hamna wa kushuka anamwambia
    dereva "Ongeza salio mwana"
    Konda: Tazara?
    Abiria: Kimya pia... Konda anaonekana kujawa hasira... na kutoa maneno
    ya chinichini...
    Konda: Kwa jazba anasema HUU NDO MWISHO WA 200!
    Abiria: Kimya pia
    Gari linavuka TAZARA kwenda zaidi... Sasa konda anajua kupakia
    ishakuwa nuksi maana abiria hawashuki.
    Konda: Abiria hamna ngozi?
    Abiria: Kimya...
    Mfano mwingine ni kama upo Morogoro Rd...
    Konda: Migomigo?...
    Abiria: Shusha... (sasa asoelewa maana ya migomigo ameliwa)
    Konda: Usalama? Abiria hamna usalama?
    Abiria: kimya
    Konda: Chai?
    Abiria: Shusha...
    Kwa kawaida lugha wanayotumia makondakta ni ya wenyeji wa Dar. Wale
    wageni hupitilizwa sana kwenye vituo na kubaki kulalama bila msaada.
    Ukimwambia abiria 'Abiria hamna chai' usitarajie alotoka Arusha na ni
    mara yake ya kwanza kuwa Dar aelewe anatakiwa kushuka kafika Magomeni
    Mwembechai.
     
  2. NILHAM RASHED

    NILHAM RASHED JF-Expert Member

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    mi sijakufaham....
     
  3. mkonowapaka

    mkonowapaka JF-Expert Member

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    hahaa kwa wale wa sinza ukifika makaburini utaskia ...'mwisho wa nyodoo' km ndo umetoka tandahimba itakua imekula kwako
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh! interesting (mwisho wa nyodo - kaburini)!
     
  5. TheChoji

    TheChoji JF-Expert Member

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    Moshi kuna kituo kinaitwa "kazi".
    Konda: "Oyaa abiria, hamna kazi?"
    Abiria: Shusha..
    Konda: "Dereva, Acha kazi!"
     
  6. S

    Simeon Member

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    haha haaa!mmenikumbusha hotel za uswahilini!utasikia!
    Muuzaji:nani kuku?
    Mteja:mimiii..!
    Muuzaji:nani ng'ombe?
    Mteja:mimi hapa kaka!
     
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    chelenje JF-Expert Member

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    rolling on the floor laughing loud.....nimecheka sanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa jf kuna mambo!
     
  8. Babu Lao

    Babu Lao JF-Expert Member

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    :shock:
     
  9. birungi

    birungi JF-Expert Member

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    ahahahaha
     
  10. birungi

    birungi JF-Expert Member

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    wengine utasikia kula vichwa,
    au mchawi anakuja...akimaanisha kuna gari jingine linabeba abiria kuelekea wanakoenda wao
     
  11. kilimasera

    kilimasera JF-Expert Member

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    tembea babu
     
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    mzawahalisi JF-Expert Member

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    Some days natoka cnza tumefika kwa Remi konda akaita: Kwa marehemu?
    Tulipofika makabulini nikasikia konda anauliza tena: alipozikwa marehemu?
     
  13. kilimasera

    kilimasera JF-Expert Member

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    hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah duh jina la sinza kwa Remmy linapotea sasa
     
  14. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Kijiji cha Mtakuja!
     
  15. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahaaah! Kweli sisi wa huku Kavifuti tukija huko Dar inabidi tusicheze mbali na wenyeji wetu ili tusipotee!!
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    :clap2::clap2::clap2:
     
  17. LD

    LD JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna kingine, Mbezi beach pale.
    Jogoo!! Utasikia Kuku dume!!
     
  18. Vinci

    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha....nimecheka sana mkubwa

     
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    gudgirl Member

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    nimecheka sana leo!
     
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    gudgirl Member

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    sa dereva akiacha kazi itakuwaje? hahahaaaaa
     
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