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Naumwaga..

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by SI unit, Mar 17, 2012.

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    SI unit JF-Expert Member

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    Msukuma mmoja alikua anaumwa na kulazwa kwenye hospitali moja hivi. Siku moja rafiki yake akaenda kumtembelea kumpa pole. Wakati jamaa anafika akakuta mgonjwa ana kikombe cha uji anakunywa. Wakasalimiana, jamaa akawa anamfariji.
    Mgonjwa: Nashukuru sana kwa kunitembeleaga huku hospitali.
    Jamaa: Usijali rafiki yangu, Mungu atakusaidia utapona.
    Mgonjwa: Asante sana, ila naumwaga. Yaan naumwaga kweli.
    Jamaa: Usiumwage bwana, kama umeshindwa nipe tu ninywe mimi manake nina njaa.
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    Naumwaga - -> naumwa
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    Big up sana wazee wa kukandamizaga!
     
  2. M

    Mama Coo Member

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    Haaaa kali hii
     
  3. driller

    driller JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh hiii kali..!
     
  4. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Naumwaga hapa kwenye kikojoleo!
     
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    M2ru Member

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    Sory.... Am laughing..
     
  6. Mussa kiraka

    Mussa kiraka Senior Member

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    teh teh teh mbavu zime Tighty
     
  7. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Akina chenge bana na lugha yao, wanatumia nguvu kubwa kutamka maneno
     
  8. Losambo

    Losambo JF-Expert Member

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    Ila jamaa alikuwa na njaa mpaka atamani kunywa uji wa mgonjwa!!!
     
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    Bhavick JF-Expert Member

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    Wazee wa hakunaga!
     
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    Shonino Member

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    Duuu...hakunagaaaa...safi mkuu
     
  11. Globu

    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Naumwaga jamani. Naumwagaa nizuieni, naumwagaaa, huooo.
     
  12. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Teh naumwagamo
     
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    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    heheeheehehe naumwaga mchizi akaomba dah, hizi njaa, si aengeacha aumwage tuu
     
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    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    Pamoja mtani.
     
  15. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    imekaa vema sana, ila ungeacha bila kufafanua
     
  16. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    :A S-frusty2:safi!
     
  17. M

    Mama Coo Member

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    Haaaaa haaa nimeipenda hiyo
     
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    Chassarsenal Member

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    Hao c ndo wazee wa alikuwamo, ameondokako, anakujako. Dah! nlishangaa nlipofika Rocky City wa2 weng wnaongea kiswahil km hcho.
     
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    Mahmoud Qaasim JF-Expert Member

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    ingependezaga kama usingefafanuaga
     
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    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda, nimecheka sana, Ahsante.
     
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