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Naumwa Mwili Mzima

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by komedi, Mar 9, 2011.

  1. komedi

    komedi JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa alifika kwa daktari akipiga yowe la maumivu makali na mazungumzo yakawa hivi:

    Daktari: Tatizo nini ndugu?

    Mgonjwa: Daktari hali ni mbaya sana, mwili mzima unauma yaani kila kiungo ninachokigusa kinauma.

    Daktari akamgusa kama maeneo mawili hivi na kumuuliza kama anasikia maumivu akasema hasikii.

    Daktari: Sasa kumbe huumwi?

    Mgonjwa: Daktari ninaumwa sana siwezi hata kuelezea, yaani kila kiungo ninachokigusa kinauma mno daktari, labda huwezi kunitibu niambie, au kama huuoni ugonjwa inawezekana nimelogwa, niambie tu mi niende Loliondo.

    Daktari: Ebu nionyeshe gusa nione unavyoumwa.

    Mgonjwa akanyoosha kidole chake na kujigusa kichwani ''aaaagh'' akapiga kelele, kisha akanyoosha kidole akajigusa puani ''ooooohghhh!!'' akapiga yowe kwa maumivu, baadaye akajigusa begani ''aaaaaghhh''

    Daktari: Umevunjika kidole ndugu.
     
  2. Maria Roza

    Maria Roza JF-Expert Member

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    haha haha kaazi kweli kwelii
     
  3. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Dah!
    Komedi.
     
  4. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    Dr muweke P.O.P la kdole huyu jamaa
     
  5. komedi

    komedi JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha ha....P.O.P la kidole!!!!
     
  6. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Du..Loliondo!

    Watunga jokes mnaenda na wakati sana!..inafurahisha!
     
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