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Nauliza nani muislam hapa!?

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Consigliere, Jan 10, 2012.

  1. Consigliere

    Consigliere JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6][/h][FONT=&quot]Jamaa kajitoma mskitini ghafla, huku majasho yanamtoka!
    Mkononi kashika panga kali, Akauliza,"nani muislamu hapa," watu kimya. Karudia tena kimya "nani muislam hapa".
    Ghafla kamnyakuwa jamaa alikuwa karibu na mlangoni akaondoka nae! Kufika nje akamwambia, "Samahani mkuu wangu najua nimekusumbua, naomba unisaidie kuchinja mbuzi" jamaa akachinja yule mbuzi, alipomaliza akasema yeye hawezi kumchuna mbuzi.

    Jamaa akiwa na panga lenye damu akarudi tena msikitini! "jamani nauliza humu nani muislamu?" jamaa wakamnyooshea kidole imamu wa siku ile.
    Imam akaanza kujitetea!" aah jamani mi kuswalisha siku 2 tu ndo nimekuwa muislamu sana?,hapana mimi si muislam ila nilikuwa najifunza mila za dini hii tu."
    jamaa akasema "naomba uondoe hofu naomba ukanisaidie kuchuna mbuzi nje!"

    Just a Chit-Chat, no hard feelings.
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  2. myhem

    myhem JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha! umenivunja mbavu kiongozi!
     
  3. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    hii teyari iko kule kwenye jukwaa la vichekesho. Nalog off
     
  4. stevoh

    stevoh JF-Expert Member

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    copy and paste from jokes to chit-chat
     
  5. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Kufia dini kazi
    Ndo maana tunaamini wanasamehewa makosa yao.

    Ha ha ha
     
  6. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha h a
     
  7. U

    Userne JF-Expert Member

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    mimi hapa! hamsa swalat, nikibip msikitini naenda kunawa, na nikifa nakamuliwa!
    inshaalah!
     
  8. Mabagala

    Mabagala JF-Expert Member

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    kweli ni kazi kubwa kuipata pepo, ni heri ngamia kupenya kwa tundu la sindano
     
  9. Kiranga

    Kiranga JF-Expert Member

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    Nimecheka mpaka basi, yani kama namuona vile.

    Kichekesho hiki kina ujumbe mkubwa sana. Waumini wengi wanaweza kuwa waumini pale tu ambapo hapana ugumu, sehemu inayokuwa na ugumu wako tayari hata kubadili jina, wachache wana ujasiri wa kusimamia wanachoamini.

    Jua unachosimamia.Simamia unachoamini.
     
  10. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha!

    Imetulia.
     
  11. Consigliere

    Consigliere JF-Expert Member

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    Hujaombwa jibu.
    Besides unadhani mawazo au matukio tunayatoa kwenye sayari nje ya dunia?
    Sasa nauliza Utacheka au hucheki?
     
  12. Consigliere

    Consigliere JF-Expert Member

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    Haya basi, tufanye na hiyo yako imetulia.
    How do you feel now? relief?
     
  13. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    hahahahahahha lol Very funny.. lolz
     
  14. Duduwasha

    Duduwasha JF-Expert Member

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    Huu uzi Sikuuona b4 Mkuu Hii imetulia haijalishi umeitoa wapi kwani jf hakuna anayemiliki thread..


    Tosabiso abangise moningate ya Mwaka Mpya.
    Motema nayaya tete nangai shelii.
    Izamote na mwana Nzambe ya2012
    Nilikuwa Congo kwenye uchaguzi

    hii kitu imetulia Nani Muislam humu!??? Mpo kimya

    Nani Mkristo humu!!
     
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    abunura Member

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    i like this one
     
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