Nauliza nani muislam hapa!?

[Ralphryder]

Jamaa kajitoma mskitini ghafla majasho yanamtoka! Mkononi kashika panga kali, Akauliza,"nani muislamu hapa," watu kimya. Karudia tena kimya. Ghafla kamnyakuwa jamaa alikuwa karibu na mlangoni akaondoka nae! Kufika nje akamwambi, "nisaidie kuchinja mbuzi" jamaa kachinja alipomaliza akasema ye hawezi kumchuna mbuzi, jamaa akiwa na panga lenye damu akarudi tena msikitini! "jamani nauliza humu nani muislamu?" jamaa wakamnyooshe kidole imamu wa siku ile. Jamaa akaanza kujitetea!" aa jamani mi kuswalisha cku 2 tu ndo nimekuwa muislamu sana?" jamaa akasdema kanisaidie kuchuna mbuzi!

 

[mikatabafeki]

​ah haaaa haaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Vin Diesel]

duuu.....

 

[King Kong III]

Dini imani hapo imam hakuna tena

 

[Jaguar]

Wait a minute,they are coming and you will get what you were seeking,mi simo!

 

[Mwandwanga]

Lusekelo wa upako kazaliwa wapi?

 

[LE GAGNANT]

DU!...

 

[DavidHard]

da bonge la joke nimeikubali hiyo kitu mkuu!!!!!

 

[Pancras Suday]

Tatizo huyu jamaa kaingia kwa matisho hata kama ni mimi nisingenyosha hata ukucha

 

[Edmond]

Teteteh, duh yaaani jamaaa wanaikana imani yao kisa tu wameona panga lina ng'aa?hapo ndo utajua wapi waumini wakweli na fake, you made my day

 

[fyddell]

Yaani nimecheka hadi basi. nimeikubali hii

 

[menyidyo]

Taamu.

 

[mtamanyali]

Dah! Hii ni bonge moja la utani.

 

[Optimistic Soul]

Hii vunja mbavu haswaa! Large up!

 

[Mmasihiya]

Dah, hii c mchezo

 

[Wambuzi]

kali sana

 

[Washawasha]

ubapa uusikie hivyo hivyo. Nalog off

 

[KAPONGO]

Teteteh, duh yaaani jamaaa wanaikana imani yao kisa tu wameona panga lina ng'aa?hapo ndo utajua wapi waumini wakweli na fake, you made my day

It was said: "Sikuwaumba kwa jingine ila kwa ajili ya kuniabudu" Uhai ni lazima ulindwe kwa gharama zote. Ni wakati wa kupigania dini - jihad uhai unaweza kuwekwa rehani kwa ajili ya kutetea uislam. Hushangai kuona Papa akiendeshwa kwenye kiberenge kinachozuia risasi kupenya, licha ya kuzingwa na majasusi wa mafia kote aendako...anachokiogopa si kinafahamika? na si inafahamika kuwa safairi ya kufika peponi huanza baada ya mauti..lakini ni yupi anayelilia apatwe na mauti ili aharakishe kufika peponi?

 

[Rosweeter]

Ha haa haaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa....................... safi sana mkuu, nimechekhaaa

 

[chapaa]

utani na uislamu wapi na wapi?