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naughty parrots.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by fundiaminy, Aug 18, 2011.

  1. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    A lady approaches her priest and
    says, “Father, I have a problem. I
    have two female talking parrots,
    but they only know how to say
    one thing.”
    “What do they say?” the priest
    inquires.
    “They only know how to say, ‘Hi,
    we’re prostitutes. Want to have
    some fun?’”
    “That’s terrible,” the priest
    exclaims, “but I have a solution
    to your problem. Bring your two
    female parrots over to my house,
    and I will put them with my two
    male talking parrots whom I
    taught to pray and read the bible.
    My parrots will teach your
    parrots to stop saying that
    terrible phrase, and your female
    parrots will learn to praise and
    worship.”
    “Thank you!” the woman
    responds.
    The next day, the woman brings
    her female parrots to the priest’s
    house. His two male parrots are
    holding rosary beads and
    praying in their cage. The lady
    puts her two female parrots in
    with the male parrots, and the
    female parrots say, “Hi, we’re
    prostitutes, want to have some
    fun?”
    One male parrot looks at the
    other male parrot and exclaims,
    “Put the beads away. Our prayers
    have been answered!
     
  2. J

    JACADUOGO2. JF-Expert Member

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    Inaweza ikawa kweli eeh..?
     
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