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Natafuta kazi jamani

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by africa6666, Aug 22, 2011.

  1. africa6666

    africa6666 JF-Expert Member

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    JOB APPLICATION

    I am apply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of Shoprite. I complete to Grade 8 examination certificate in 1997.
    I am 27 ears to be Born of age and no mallied and no childish. My father is dead long time ago and my mother mary in Zimbabwe country there 10 years now, no see she so nobody known to help me. My certificate is just sitting home for itself, but passes in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in English because of Tonga teacher, Mr Hamakala, teaching me is jelos of myself. Me wear expenses cloth than Tonga teacher.

    I here people you want security guards to you company and I tell you I Am one of that job experience for 2 years. I shot 7 thief dead. I want to Join the company of you and chase criminal out with me AK47.

    Please consider my aplication careful and call me any time because me Have celphone. I am red for interview with you. I am very hornest and can speak
    English free.

    Please also greet your wife. And rememba that English is not our mother land!!

    Yours in faith
    Mweemba Hampongo
     
  2. First Born

    First Born JF-Expert Member

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    mh! Hata hivyo yuko ju.
     
  3. Z

    Zimba Senior Member

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    Intelestingi, I layk it.!! Your gud.
     
  4. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    dhis wani iz ver nais,if me you boss me givu you job.Heppy birthday for your exam.puliza puliza,huyo boss lazima asomeke
     
  5. zamboni

    zamboni JF-Expert Member

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    i neva read a joke as funny as this.....
     
  6. Perry

    Perry JF-Expert Member

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    Ha!ha!ha!shule za kata hizo..
     
  7. olele

    olele JF-Expert Member

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    and if you give me not your work i wll job hundred
     
  8. Gurta

    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    Hii kweli haichuji, uki-search humu utajua ni kwa nini nasema hivyo!
     
  9. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    Me want u job help? Hahaha kweli skonga muhimu.
     
  10. Vanpopeye

    Vanpopeye JF-Expert Member

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    Boss mtata,TUPA KULE HIYO FORM!!!
     
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